Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Female Mystery


Quotes for the Day!

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater!

 If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

   If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

    If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

    If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her,
so if you give her any crap,
be ready to receive a ton of s---!”

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Women are Angels.
And when someone breaks our wings,
we simply continue to fly...
on a broomstick.
We are flexible like that!

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A woman is like a rose!
If you feed it, it will bloom;
'if not, it will wilt!

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Merle's “Pearl of Wisdom”
Don't treat me any differently
than you would...the Queen
and I will adore you as...my King!

Merle Baird-Kerr . . . written October 12, 2011
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2 comments:

  1. This is a funny and very true entry to your blog... here is a cute quote for you...
    "If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base." ~Dave Barry

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    1. Thank you for your wise saying! A woman's strength and fortitude, man will never understand...especially when
      a circumstance demands an instant response...it's that
      "special intuition" we have!

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