Tuesday, February 26, 2019

Winter Woes and Wonders

Winter is here (in full force) for those of us in the Northern Hemisphere,
at least ~ and with it, comes a load of seasonal changes:
the leaves, bare as of autumn, have vanished from the deciduous trees...
the grass often has been covered by layers of snow, occasionally with hore-frost...
the landscape becomes unrecognizable when compared to summer months.
Other places in the world are most beautiful before and after our arrival of winter. If looking for an 'escape route' ~ many countries around the world will welcome you! Check Internet or travel agencies for exciting places to replace your Canadian winter.
To pacify winter woes and/or wonders of this season,
consider the knowledge and emotions of the following.

Anton Chekhove says, “People don't notice whether it's Winter or Summer when they are happy.”
Albert Camus states, “In the depth of winter, I finally learned, that there was somewhere an
inivincible summer ~ so let us love winter ~ for it is the 'spring of genius.”
The wolf declared, “ The groundhog forecast 6 more weeks of winter:
so, I ate him!!!”
According to Bill Veek, “There are only 2 seasons: winter and baseball.”
Craig Ferguson believes, “It's the time of year when Canadians mate!”

Margaret Atwood concludes, “Every Canadian has a complicated relationship with the USA;
whereas, Americans think of Canada as a place from where weather comes!”

Andy Goldsworthy observes that even Winter, an isolated patch of snow, has a special quality!
No Winter lasts forever ~ no Spring skips its turn!”

Lewis Carrol ponders: “I wonder if the snow so loves the trees and fields, that it kisses them so gently?
And then it covers them up snug, you know, with a white quilt; and perhaps it says, Go to sleep, darlings till summer comes again.”

Mother Nature, never tirering, as she works through sun and rain;
never does she err in judgement; no mistakes, she ever makes...
As she plans each season's schedule ~ never any glory taken.
(Gertride Tooley Buchner from 'The Wedding of the leaves.')

Albert Einstein admonished: The most beautiful gift of nature
is that it gives us pleasure to look around ~ and try to comprehend what we see.”

Nature bestows her own richest gifts
and with lavish hands, she works in shifts.
(Unknown author)

The Winter Spirit and His Visitor
(as told by Cornelius Mathews ~ Native American North American)

An old man was sitting alone in his lodge by the side of a frozen stream. It was the close of winter, and his fire was almost out. He appeared very old and very desolate. His locks were white with age, and he trembled in every joint. Day after day passed in solitude, and he heard nothing but the sounds of the tempest, sweeping before it the new-fallen snow.

One day as his fire was dying, a handsome young man approached and entered his dwelling. His cheeks were red with the blood of youth; his eyes sparkled with life ~ and a smile played upon his lips. He walked with a light and quick step. His forehead was bound with a wreath of sweet grass, in place of the warrior's frontlet ~ and he carried a bunch of flowers in his hand.

Ah! My son,” said the old man, “I am happy to see you. Come in.Come! Tell me of your adventures
and what strange lands you have been to see. Let us pass the night together. I will tell you of my prowess and exploits ~ and what I can perform. You shall do the same, and we shall amuse ourselves.”

He then drew from his sack a curiously-wrought antique pipe, and having filled it with tobacco, rendered mild by an admixture of certain dried leaves, he handed it to his guest. When this ceremony was attended to, they began to speak.
I blow my breath,” said the old man, “and the streams stand still.
The water becomes stiff and hard as clear stone.”

I breathe,” said the young man, “ and flowers spring up all over the plains.”

I shake my locks,” retorted the old man, “and snow covers the land. The leaves fall from the trees at my command ~ and my breath blows them away. The birds rise from the water and fly to a distant land. The animals hide themselves from the glance of my eye ~ and the very ground where I walk becomes as hard as flint.”

I shake my ringlets,” rejoined the young man, “and warm showers of soft rain fall upon the earth. The plants lift up their heads out of the ground like the eyes of children glistening with delight. My voice recalls the birds. The warmth of my breath unlocks the streams. Music fills the groves wherever I walk ~ and all nature welcomes my approach.”
At length the sun began to rise.
A gentle warmth came over the place.
The tongue of the old man became silent.
The robin and the blue-bird began to sing on top of the lodge.
The stream began to murmur by the door
and the fragrance of the growing herbs and flowers came softly on the vernal breeze.

Daylight fully revealed to the young man the character of his entertainer. When he looked upon him, he had the vision of Peboan, the icy old Winter-Spirit. Streams began to flow from his eyes. As the sun increased, he grew less and less in stature ~ and presently he had melted completely away.
Nothing remained on the place of his lodge-fire but the mis-kodeed, a small white flower with a pink border ~ which the young visitor, Seegwun, the Spirit of Spring, placed in the wreath upon his brow
as his first trophy in the North.

* * * * * * *

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant;
if we did not sometimes, taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome.
(Anne Bradstreet)

Writer: Merle Baird-Kerr...February 25, 2019

Thursday, February 21, 2019

10 Impressive Rock Formations Around the World

When we choose to take a walk in nature, we'll usually encounter impressive and unique sites, some of which were created by geological processes that have lasted millions of years and shaped our world as it is today. Proof of this can be found in the form of rocks, hills and mountains scattered around the world. With thanks to one of my readers, I share this information with you. To view these attached photos, key in your computer ~ the title of this article. (A few from Canada illustrated).
And in viewing all this, I state, “We are so fortunate
to live and enjoy the Niagara Escarpment territory in which we reside!”

Fairy Chimneys: The region of Kapdukia in Turkey is characterized by a unique and impressive landscape that is the product of millions of years of natural processes. One of these were volcanic eruptions that filled the valley's heart, cooling rapidly and then eroding over the years, leading to unique landscape configurations that looked like tall, narrow towers ~ or fairy chimneys.

The Stone Tree ~ Arbol de Piedra: It is an isolated rock located in the Eduardo Avaroa nature reserve in Bolivia. There is one particularly prominent stone on the reserve, named the 'stone tree' which looks like a towering 7-metre high tree. This unique stone has received its current shape as a result of strong sand-bearing winds that have carved it over the years.

Kjeragbolten is a huge round rock located on Mount Kjerag in western Norway. This special rock is stuck in a narrow crevice at a height of 1,000 metres directly above the Lysefjorden, making it a place frequented by many travellers who choose to take unforgettable pictures standing atop it, despite completely rational fears of very long drops.

Landscape Arch is one of the longest arches in the world and is located in Arches National Park, Utah, United States. As benefits its name, this park has a variety of arches, but the most impressive of them is Landscape which can be reached via a very light walk.

Giant's Causeway is a geological site north of Bushmills, Northern Ireland. The site, declared a UNESC:O World Heritage Site in 1986, is a very popular destination for tourists in this area, as everyone is impressed by the 40,000 basalt columns in this area that make it up. The Causeway's development is being dated by researchers about 60 million years back when volcanic eruptions formed tholeiitic basalt from which the pillars are made.

Balanced Rock is a unique natural phenomenon that many people find difficult to explain to this day. This special rock is in the Garden of the Gods near Colorado, United States ~ a region of enormous red rocks that rise to impressive heights. This particular rock will fall at some point due to erosion or other weather damage, so it is best to see it now.

The Balancing Column: Another unique rock can be found near the town of Digby in Nova Scotia, Canada. Its unique natural phenomenon dates back thousands of years ago and is a beautiful example of the amazing basalt formations in the region. This impressive rock is about 10 metres high and has been in place for a long time despite the environmental effects and the weather.

Fly Geyser: In 1916, a farmer at the Fly Farm in the state of Nevada, United States, dug a deep well and forgot to seal its bottom. The well water warmed up and that's how this famous geyser was created. Over the years, limestone and stalacites formed around the remains of the well, creating the impressive red mountain.

Torghatten is a 258-metre mountain in northwestern Norway and is known for the hole at its centre ~ and is said to be the hat of a king. The hole in the mountain was created during the Scandinavian ice age as a result of ice and water games ~ but according to the Nordic legend, it was created by a troll chasing a beautiful maiden and when he could not reach her, he shot an arrow whose path was thwarted by the king of trolls.

The Abandoned Salt Mine of Yekaterinburg: Deep underground, about 200 metres below this industrial city in Russia, is a particularly impressive abandoned salt mine. The mine was found by a young photographer named Mikhail Mishainik, who discovered very impressive underground mirrors created by the accumulation of layers of salts and natural minerals, which gave the mine a psychedelic and impresssive appearance.
The Niagara Escarpment
Stretching 725 kilometres (450 miles) from Queenston on the Niagara River to Tobermory at the tip of the Bruce Peninsula, Ontario's Niagara Escarpment is a natural wonder and one of Canada's foremost scenic landforms. The Escarpment continues into New York State to the south as well on Manitoulin Island to Ontario's north and Wisconsin, US to the west.
Nearly half a billion years ago,
this whole region was covered by ancient shallow seas.The Niagara Escarpment contains the fossilized remains of the life forms which lived in those seas. It is a magnificent fossil record of some of the first life on our planet. It took more than 30 million years to form.

Since then, the Niagara Escarpment has seen three ice ages, the last of which ended approximately 14,000 years ago. Erosion from the ancient waters and glacial recession in this last ice age, carved the Escarpment into what we see today. Melting glaciers flowed over the escarpment face in rivers much greater than the Niagara is today ~ carving out valleys and even spitting off entire sections such as the Milton Outlier (Rattlesnake Point/Kelso). The Escarpment will look much different at the end of the next Ice Age!
Today, the Escarpment soars 1,772 feet above sea level at its highest point.
Within Ontario, in Simcoe County along the north rim of the Pretty River Valley, is a varied tapestry of forests, farms, recreation areas, scenic panoramas, cliffs, streams, wetlands, rolling hills, waterfalls, mineral sources, wildlife habitats, historic sites, villages, towns and cities. Over 7 million live within 100 kilometres of this Giant's Rib!
The Niagara Escarpment is home to the Bruce Trail established in 1967:
the oldest and longest hiking trail in Canada that is enjoyed by nearly 500,000 people every year.
The Escarpment is an incredibly rich habitat for wildlife.
In 1990, it was designated as a World Biosphere Reserve by UNESCO
(the United Nations Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization).
Ontario's Niagara Escarpment is one of only 16 biosphere reserves in Canada ~ and is part of a network of 631 reserves in 119 countries, putting it in the company of such incredible natural areas as the Serengeti...the Everglades...the Amazon Rain Forest...
Yellowstone National Park and the Galapagos Islands.
The 700-kilometre-long-biosphere contains more endangered species than any other part of Canada: containing more than 300 bird species...1500 species of vascular plants (50 species of ferns)... 53 mammals...36 reptiles and amphibians...90 fish...and 100 varieties of special interest flora including 37 types of wild orchids. 72% of all Ontario bird species can be found here. Considered endangered, threatened or vulnerable include Bald Eagle, Red-shouldered Hawk, Black Tern, Louisiana Waterthrush and Hooded Warbler. 

Writer: Merle Baird-Kerr...February 3, 2019

Friday, February 15, 2019

Memories of HIgh School English Class

Written by my son for a Facebook entry about his English frustrations.

If there was one class I totally despised in High School, it was English.
Man! I hated English ~ and to this day, I am incapable of enjoying Shakespeare.

Although I passed Mrs. Vosburgh's Grade 9 English, one of the guidance councellors, Mrs. Loveland, talked me into spending my lunch hours doing some remedial English in hopes that I may do better in Grade 10 English. As incredibly patient as Mrs. Loveland was, with my frustration, I didn't see wasting my lunch hours on this, as having a tangible value.

In Grade 10, we did Taming of the Shrew in Mrs.Kuzcharczyk's English class ~ and I acted out a scene with Harvia Gray ~ and that was nice. But I sure couldn't understand the English class as a whole, so I made up the blessed thing in summer school, despite the fact that my Grade 9 English teacher (Mrs. Vosburgh) had told me in advance that Mrs. K. was a really pleasant and a good teacher.

In Grade 11, I had Mr. Nelson and we did Macbeth...I totally bombed his class! And I made the blessed thing up, again in summer school in, during which time, we did To Kill a Mockingbird.
This was one English class novel, I not only finished (but imagine this), 'actually enjoyed'!

In Grade 12, we studied Hamlet with Mr. Angel. Fortunately, a friend of my Mom's, who is a High School English teacher (I wish I could have had her as my teacher) summarized the story for me at our dinner table one evening ~ and then I had a vague understanding of it. I liked Mr. Angel, but I still failed this class ~ and again, went to summer school to gain the credit!
My Guidance councellor, Mr. Hokanson, advised me
not to take Grade 13 English ~ and I concluded this was Good Guidance!

I had a great High School friend who liked reading. Even after graduating Grade 12, he returned to take Grade 13 Advanced English...just for fun. Some people, it seems, enjoy this sort of thing. Sadly, my best High School friend, James Totten, died from a chronic heart condition back in 1988, so he isn't on Facebook as I am. He, nor I, even knew what Facebook was in those years.

I suppose I could navigate High School English class now, but still cannot do Shakespeare!!!
If alien invaders offered to spare my life if I could prove that I was intelligent
by interpreting Shakespeare ~ they would so kill me!”

Today, I remind my son that not all students
are academically English-oriented readers or essayists.
It wasn't until University days, that he discovered he had a talented flair for writing.
My son and I have long shared an understanding:
It's always easy ~ when you know how!”

He graduated from university with a degree in Computer Science.
At the time of this foregoing writing to me, he was working in Manhattan's Financial District.

For you,  Dear Son, I enclose a MUTT's Valentine cartoon:
His master is taking him (on a long leash lead) along a parkland sidewalk.
Mutts turns to his trusty human, saying,
"I wouldn't wish any companion in the world...but You!"
(Quote by William Shakespeare ~ The Tempest) 

Memory Glimpses Back to My High School Years
Readers, you may recall from a few of my writings, that being raised on a farm,
I attended Burford's Maple Public School and Burford District High School.
Recalling even small events, it was these that triggered both growth and frustration
through the 'ups and downs' of my teen-age learning years.

Actually, High School education to me was a 'Sink or Swim' situation. Intending to Swim, I know now that these 5 years taught us aspects of life with 'gates of opportunity' ...a wide choice of subject studies...and teachers in specified fields of their knowledge. Of strong Christian principles, my parents forbad dancing, movies, alcohol, 'hanging out' or partying after school hours.
In no logical order, these 'flashes of memory' I share with you.
A greater distance to the High School, Dad provided bicycles for my sister and me ~ the main reason, however, was intended for us to return home for lunch ~ in lieu of social contact we'd have with not only the girls, but mainly the 'boys' during that 55-minute break before afternoon classes. Of course, immediately at 4 p.m. we were expected to return home. For Grade 10 students through Grade 13, once a month following afternoon classes, social dancing was taught in the gym. Jim Schofield, an ardent friend of my sister's, would attend, then drive her home. She begged me to inform our parents that she was in the library, researching. Then when Jim drove her home, had to deposit her a distance from our farm along Hwy. 53 so my parent(s) would not observe her deception. Even a neighbouring boy, Paul Hrynku, fond of my sister, was never allowed to 'visit' so was never in our house.
Teasingly and joking with church friends, my father often stated,
I'll soon have to sit on the front porch with a shotgun!

One of my best friends, Margaret Templer, invited me to attend Girl Guides with her at the local Anglican Church Parish Hall. I was forbad because WE attended the local Baptist Church.
My sister, Eileen, invited to act in a High School drama with practices
following the daily classes ~ our parents OK'd it, after first reading the play.
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One morning, a student in my High School class had caught a 'cottonwood snake'
near Whiteman's Creek and wanted to show us this 4-foot reptile. I was terrified!

In Grade 12, we studied a Shakespeare play and to heighten our interest, 2 English teachers had hired a school bus to view the movie version in Brantford's Capitol Theatre. I was not allowed to go ~ reason being, because it was in a 'movie theatre', it would be supporting the 'ills of Hollywood'!!!

My teacher of interest was Miss (Lily) Travis who taught Grade 13 history at Brantford Collegiate Institute. A quaint little woman, with always a smile and horn-rimmed glasses... relating well with her students... always began her class with a personal antidote. Her home was a small white cottage, not far from where I lived. In June one day, she related that her challenge was planting flowers on the south side of her home, the summer heat killed all her attempts. Her favourite flowers, hollyhocks, which she loved for their height and colourful blooms...so it was these, she so proudly planted the previous year. Again in June of the current year, she told of her hollyhocks and her enjoyment of them.
One day in mid-June, I walked past her cottage abode
and there they were, so brightly coloured ~ painted on her cottage's south side!

My greatest achievement in Grade 13, was not the academic success ~ it was a lengthy novel I read while walking the distance from my home in north Brantford to the Collegiate downtown on Brant Avenue. Gone With the Wind I'd heard about ~ and incited I was to read the many, many pages... unknowing that soon it would be a movie to be seen in local theatres.
 Fortunately, I didn't trip over curbs!

Scripted by Merle Baird-Kerr...February 9, 2019
Your views appreciated: mbairdkerr@bell.net or inezkate@gmail.com

Monday, February 11, 2019

The Life of Ze

Strange ~ How a Mind Comprehends!
First seeing Zebras, I associated them with OPP vehicles cruisin' Rte. 53
where I lived as a child.
(Even 2 zebras confide,
Finding love in a herd of stripes can be tricky!)

Said the black and white beast I met at the zoo,
The last to be American born ~
Accordingly,” he said, “I was named Ze.
To Africa, my homeland, I deeply yearned!
Single-hoofed animals from genus Eques,
we're closely related to horses and donkeys.
Very social animals, we live in small harems and in large herds.
Our stripes, so unique, camouflage us in the long deep grass
distracting predators and keeping insects at bay.
Each of our stripes is unique ~ just as no 2 human fingerprints
on this planet are alike.
Foals recognize their mothers by the pattern of her stipes
as well as by scent and call.”

Species of Zebras
Grevy's, the Mountain and the Plains:
the latter of which is the most common.
Speed Demons,” and fast moving, we Zebras can reach speeds of 65 mph
when galloping 'cross the plains.
Foals can run with the herd within birth's few hours.
Dispersing more than 70 percent incoming heat,
our bodies permit us to not overheat from the African sun.

The Grevy Zebra Society is family-open,
the Plains and Mountain Zebras are more tight-law.
Living in harems are breeding females and their young
with a dominate male.
Each female has a place in the hierarchy.
In case of intruders or predators, fellow members will encircle it ~
try to scare it away with their teeth and hooves.

Like horses, groups come together in larger herds
with other grazers ~ maybe with wildebeasts.
The Plains Zebra is Africa's commonest with 32 species
and of the most familiar to safari-goers
between Serengeti and Masai Mara.
Highly social, they sleep close to neighbours
and can be awakened if a predator approaches.

Zebras communicate through vocal expressions:
they sniff and balk: position their ears and tail.
(Ears pulled backwards, when angry'
standing erect when feeling calm and friendly).

Average running is 40 mph and combined with excellent stamina,
they run in zig-zagging patterns ~ avoiding chase-predators.
Massive herds of tens of thousands are one of the world's
most inspiring migrations crossing the Serengeti Plains.

And How Did I Meet Bra?
Sailing abroad, I was in the ship's hold ~ way below decks.
We were fed long grasses and bundles of hay
and water a-plenty by the ship's crew.
One day, on deck (as a time respite) ~ this lovely female,
she came, lay beside me (while chewing my cud).
What is your name?” I inquiringly asked,
My name is BRA (a Brave Romantic Animal)
who's seeking new life, new lands, and new friends.
And what do you know about Africa?” she asked of me.
And thus our friendship began!

Together seeking luscious green stalks; at water's edge we met other zebras.
Some days we feasted on shrubs, herbs ~ and from the trees
we garnered twigs, leaves, bark and sometimes some fruit.

The mating season's year round; gestation12-13 months ~
one born foal, with muted brown stripes.
Mothers, very caring, keep other zebras away.
Foals are able to stand, walk and suckle shortly after birth,
continuing to drink mother's milk for the first year of life.
And with their fathers, males form strong bonds.

About Threats to Zebras, Bra and I shall tell you.
The two biggest threats are habitat loss due to ranching and lack of water.
And we zebras are hunted for our skins!
Climate change with droughts force us to congregate
at remaining water sources which increases disease transmission.
(Blood-Sucking Horse Flies cause various diseases.)

Other Truths: The powerful backwards kick, given in self-defence, can break a lion's jaw.
Like horses, we zebras have 4 gaits: walk, trot, canter and gallop.
During mutual grooming, we nibble the other's mane and neck, reinforcing social bonds.
The dominate mare usually leads the group ~ and others follow in single file according to rank with their foal directly behind them. The stallion brings up the rear, who may take the lead, if danger arises.
Scientists can now identify individual zebras in a scanner 
that scans the zebra's stripes (like a bar-code)

(The foregoing from the diaries of Ze and Bra)

Composed by Merle Baird-Kerr...June 22, 2018

Wednesday, February 6, 2019

Lessons in Life

Depicted pictorially by Winter's snow scenes:
(with thanks to Tom for this rendition)

Life isn't fair ~ but, it's still good.
A skier crossing snowy terrain ~ and has his Husky dogs following him
across a snow-laden slope with the sky beyond and sun rays up ahead.
When in doubt, just take the small step one at a time.

Life is too short to waste time, hating someone.
View across a snowy village with snowy road leading into town.
Escarpment-like forested hills rise far away with snowy blue sky above.
Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and parents will.

Cry with someone; it's more healing than crying alone.
A close-up photo of snow-laden evergreens
and beyond, a snowy haze of friendly habitation.
It's OK to get angry with God. He can take it!

You don't have to win every argument.
The mountain peaks are shrouded in snow,
retaining their beauty thro'out winter.
Agree to disagree!

Save for retirement starting with your first pay cheque.
A long narrow peninsula is home to farm buildings,
snow-covered deciduous trees framing a far-away village.
Like the cold river, rippling toward the shores.

Don't compare your life to others.
Spectacular snow-heavy branches on trees
surrounding a cold, cold reflecting stream.
You have no idea what their journey is all about.

Every day can change in the blink of an eye.
Barren mountain slopes have a few trees ~ branches snow ladened
and a lonely farm home on a rising hill
Take a deep breath; it calms the mind.

Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyous.
An overhead view of snow country ~ two rooftops only shown
with a few ever-so-stalwart evergreens.
Whatever doesn't kill you, really makes you stronger.

It's never too late to have a happy childhood,
but the second one is up to you and no one else.
Heavy snow has covered the whole rolling hillside
and only the roofs can be seen.
When it comes to going after what you love in life,
don't take 'no' for an answer.

Be eccentric now ~ don't wait for old age to wear purple.
A long covered snowy road gives direction
to a few buildings and woodland in the distance.
In the foreground, a tall light standard with circular glass ball
holds within it a light.

No one is in charge of your happiness, but you.
Along a frigid pond is a church with steeple
pointing through clouds to the sky above.
Frame every so-called disaster with these words:
In five years, will this matter?

Always choose Life.
From the cold sky, only the tops of a castle and cathedral roof is seen
and through the thin clouds, is rural settled land below.
Enjoy life's embellishments while still available.
Forgive eveyone, everything.
What other people think of you is none of their business.
A mountain, hilly landscape and snow-covered foreground
birngs one's attention to home and roof-top huts.
Time heals about everything. Give time, time.

Believe in miracles!
Peaceful blue sky, two tall snowy trees and moutain slopes along the side.
A locomotive train plogs along a railroad
beside snowy trees and hanging icicles..

Your children get but only one childhood.
Icicled foreground and star bursts in the sky
seem to meet the snow-capped mountain spheres.
All that matters, in the end, is that you loved!

Get outside every day: miracles are awaiting everywhere.
Snowy field meets frost-touched trees
and overhead is a blue, blue sky
with wind-driven lightning-like streaks.

On a snowy hillside, a rusty-yellow flower-plant burst forth
with a tall icy cap, awakening the day!
No matter how you feel ~ Get Up! Dress Up! Show Up!
A glorious rock terrain with an erect cross atop a crag may welcome you.

Life is not tied with a bow ~ but it's still a GIFT.

Submitted by Merle Baird-Kerr...February 2, 2019

Friday, February 1, 2019

Snow Woes and Joys

SNOW WOES and JOYS!
From a recent article sent from one of my faithful readers, is a collection of olden photos
(black and white, of course) depicting life in rural areas.
On the Ouray and 'Silverton Toll Road in Colorado, is shown a Winter's Snow Tunnel created from a mountain slope. A couple horses and carriage with a few passengers is travelling through this tunnel. Much snow is atop the carriage and along the far side of the tunnel..
Imagine Winter in those days!
(The photo is from a series: History from Kodak Times.)

Remember ~ When Winter Used to be Fun?
Decades ago in rural areas, Winter ~ namely, that white, fluffy stuff called 'snow' fell in November and remained until almost Spring. The weatherman (or was it weatherwoman?) who compelled Jack who controlled temperatures, to remain below 32 degrees throughout the winter months. It was Mr. Frost's job to keep snows piled high along country roads to give farmers a respite from crop-planting and harvesting...to unite families around the country-home-fireplace hearth...to occupy children in snow forts ( with help from Dad who helped with building them)...as Mom, inside made fresh hot tomato soup. As children, we were mighty healthy ~ no TV's and no CT's and no local cinemas for movies.
Only the radio to which my father listened every Saturday night, hearing Foster Hewitt broadcast the hockey plays by the Toronto Maple Leafs!

In later years we had toboggans on which we slid down hills for the thrills! Trot back up the slopes, for more and more exciting thrills! It was many years later, in early teaching years, when skiing became my winter passion, at invitation of teacher friends. Following a few tumbles, I considered it wise to have a few lessons to develop necessary skills before breaking my skull. No sport was as exhilarating as fresh winter air blowing through the evergreens and my learned ability to ski most hills! Just imagine, in Ellicottville's Holiday Valley, hot lunch was served one day at tables at top of one slope...all we had to do, was ski-up to the table...pick up a plate...fill it with food...and a cup of hot vino! Skiers, I discovered, become instant friends!
My son learned to ski, so frequently on weekends we headed to the hills.
Today he vividly recalls a 'ski week' with Shirley, my friend
in Quebec's Laurentian Mountains.
Of no interest to my daughter, her interest was equestrian, taking lessons...and competing in local horse show events. Through the process, she, with the Stables owner, trained 'green horses', preparing them for events at levels of their learned skills. Her love of horses were thoroughbreds and quarter horses.
For many years I skied for a day, weekend or ski week somewhere; summers, I played tennis, so in reflecting, I was most physically fit ~ much preferred to monotonous gym workouts. Now, with arthritis besetting me, a few years ago, I had to forfeit these winter thrills. Memories are So Great!

Today, I send you, through technology, Maxine's Views of Winter
She is a senior like me (and possibly, you) who comments via colour cartoons.
Clad with woollen sweater...colourful old-fashioned clothes...a tuque knit by herself a few years ago along with winter-worn mitts...and heavy socks... as she rambles on about her current life...just to fill in her long empty hours.
Looking out her window, says, “I'm going south for the winter ~
actually, some parts of me are headed there already!”
It's so cold, my teeth were chattering all night ~ and I wasn't even wearing them!”
Does shivering count as exercise?
It's time to get out the ear muffs. My ears aren't cold ~ I'm just tired of hearing people whine!
Six days of zero in a row, reminds me of my honeymoon with the ex.
There's a trick to driving on ice and apparently nobody knows it, she muses while driving her jalopy.
I'm snowed in ~ nothing a little salt can't handle ~ especially around the rim of a margarita rim.
It's so cold out, teenagers are wearing their pants all the way up.
Hey, all you geniuses who say, 'let it snow' back in December. Happy now?
(as she wades through cloud-like piles of fallen snowdrifts).

It's so cold that hot flashes are starting to feel kind of good,
as she sits with neck scarf, mitts and hot cup of morning brew.
It's so cold, I'm shaking as bad as a couple of jelly donuts at a Weight Watchers' Meeting.
Old Man Winter is here ~ and like most men, he's leavin' me cold,
dressed in wild colours, tuque, scarf, oversize sun glasses, woolly coat and long dangling ear rings.

It's tough to walk the dog when he sticks to every hydrant!
Time to start training for my favourite winter sport ~ extreme hibernating.!
Let me know if you suddenly become interested, as she eats her bowl full of popped cereal.

IF YOU WOKE UP BREATHING,
CONGRATULATIONS!
YOU HAVE ANOTHER CHANCE!

(With thanks to Tom who pals with his dog, Buddy)

Sparkling winter sunshine
Faces all aglow.
Making resolutions
And angels in the snow.
Steaming cups of cocoa.
All of this is magic
Unfolding just for you.
(unknown author)

Snow Kisses
If you go out when it's snowing
And look up at the sky,
You'll feel lots of kisses
As the snowflakes flutter by.

Korean Proverb
There is no winter without snow;
no spring without sunshine,
and no happiness without companions.

Crafted by Merle Baird-Kerr...January 31, 2019
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