Monday, January 23, 2012

Female Humour II

Three Wishes

This story I read within a novel recently...”Touche”!

Leslie Stewart was a public relations and advertising executive at a Lexington,
Kentucky firm.  In her late 20's, with a slim, provocative figure, she had an
exotic look.  A friend of hers stated, “if you're Beautiful, and have a Brain
and a Vagina, you can own the World! Leslie was beautiful, had an IQ of 170
and nature had taken care of the rest.

Aside from secretaries, Leslie was the only woman in the office.
There were 15 male employees.   It had taken her less than a week to learn
she was ...more intelligent than any of them.  Both male partners (who felt
much superior), tried  to talk Leslie into going to bed with them.
She stopped them very simply, “Ask me once more, and I'll  quit!”
But, as an employee, she was too valuable to lose!

Her first week on the job during a coffee break, Leslie told
her fellow employees a joke:

The first man said, “I wish I  were 25% smarter.”  The Genie 'blinked'
and the man said, “Hey, I feel smarter already!”

The second man said, “I wish I were 50% smarter!”  The Genie 'blinked'
and the man exclaimed, “That's  wonderful.  I think I know things now
that I didn't know before!”

The third man said, “I'd like to be 100% smarter!” the Genie 'blinked'
...and the man  was changed into a woman!

        Leslie looked expectantly at the men at the table...they were all staring ...unamused!



“Pearl of Wisdom”
There's nothing special about special people.
It's what they do...that makes them special
...not who they are!

Merle Baird-Kerr . . . written October 12, 2011
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  1. "Men play the game; women know the score”

    1. I absolutely Love your Quote!
      Thanks for your input...sincerely appreciated.