Children usually ask and tell these type of jokes...
but since there is “a child” in each of us,
I share these with you...to inspire a smile...possibly even a laugh!
How do Dogs turn off the VCR?
...by pushing the paws button!
What looks like half a Cat?
...the other half!
Why are Birds poor?
...because money doesn't grow on trees!
Why would anyone hire an Elephant?
...because they like to work for peanuts!
Do Fish ever go on vacations?
...no, they're always in schools!
What happened to the Frog when he parked on double yellow lines?
...he got toad away!
Why should you never tell a Pig a secret?
...because they love to squeal!
Who always goes to bed with shoes on?
What do Bees call their spouses?
How do you start a Teddy Bear race?
...ready, teddy, go!
Why do Bees hum?
...because they don't know the lyrics!
Smilingly Yours ... Merle Baird-Kerr ... November 15. 2011
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