Tuesday, June 4, 2013

"Women of the Sea"



There are many types of “mermaids” out in the world and there are many ways to become one.  (Never let an adult ruin your dreams to be a “mermaid”).  They are real...a belief of many.  Scientists and many people just don't go searching for them ~ there are  many things in the whole world that haven't been discovered yet. There are many “spells” to become a “mermaid” ~ about which you can research.

A mermaid (mer as in “sea” and maid as in “woman”) and therefore “Woman of the Sea” is a legendary aquatic creature with the head and torso of a human female with the sea-blue tail of a fish.  The male version of a mermaid is a merman.  Mermaids and mermen are fish-like people who swim through the ocean and the seas.

Mermaids in stories would sometimes sing to sailors and enchant them, distracting them from their work and causing them to walk off the deck or cause a shipwreck.  Stories would have them squeeze the life out of a drowning man while trying to rescue him.  They are also said to take them down to their underwater kingdoms.

The mermaid is featured extensively in literature and art of various cultures and eras.  She is the subject of Hans Christian Andersen's most well known fairy tale...The Little Mermaid...and the 1989 Disney movie based on it.

Ten Things You Probably Didn't Know About Mermaids:

The original mermaid wasn't a maid at all.  The merman was a Babylonian named Oanne.
One of the earliest mermaids came from Syria.
Mermaids are literally beautifully portrayed “Women of the Sea”.
Some societies believe humans descended from mermaids.
Aquamarine is made from “mermaid tears”.
Mermaids can see into the future.
The infamous Sirens of Greek mythology, started out as Bird Women.
Mermaids spell trouble.
Sailors once mistook “manatees” for mermaids.
Starbuck's original mermaid was severely suggestive ~
being a 2-tailed-spread-eagle mermaid; now only the tail tips are visible.
According to The National Ocean Services
no evidence for aquatic humanoids has ever been found.

Mermaid statues and sculptures can be found all around the world in publicly accessible  locations such as town squares, fountains, memorials, harbours and seaside sites (over 130 of these) and far more in private settings. It seems the fascination with these creates an aura, appealing to the spirit within us.

The Little Mermaid statue in Copenhagen, Denmark has been a major tourist attraction since 1913.  She rests atop a rock in the harbour's sea water. The statue was a present from Carl Jacobsen (the Carlsberg Breweries) to this city, made by a then little known sculptor, Edvard Erichsen.  The Little Mermaid was unveiled in 1913 as part of a general trend in Copenhagen in those days ~ selecting classical and historical figures to be used as decorations in the city’s parks and public places. Unfortunately, it has been a target for defacement and political activities.  In 2006, Copenhagen officials announced that the statue may be moved further out in the harbour to avoid further violation and to prevent tourists from climbing on it.
 
Of Interest:  In the mid 1990's, visiting Denmark on a 2-week vacation, I was elated to see the statue not far from shore in  the harbour...so graceful, so mesmerizing and being able to photo it! The statue is made of bronze, is 125 cm. tall and weighs 175 kg.  The statue was inspired by ballerina Ellen Price, who in 1909 danced the lead role in the ballet The Little Mermaid at the Royal Theatre.

William Mistele (author of Mermaids, Gnomes and Salamanders) wrote:
Some women have that special aura of a mermaid.  Some mermaids have entered our world to demonstrate that love can exist under the most difficult situations of  life…as human beings know it.  And I expect some mermaids are here to see if they can work with human beings to avoid destroying the oceans as we are now doing...and one mermaid is here to record human experiences for future races that appear on earth in case we become suddenly extinct.

Loreley

I do not know what haunts me,
what saddened my mind all day.
An age-old tale confronts me ~
A spell I cannot ally.

The air is cool in twilight.
The Rhine’s dark waters flow.
The peak of the mountain  in highlight
Reflects the evening glow.

There sits a lovely maiden
above,  so wondrous fair.
With shiny jewels laden,
She combs her golden hair.

It falls through her comb like a shower,
and over the valley rings
a song of mysterious power
that lovely maiden sings.

The boatman in his skiff, is
seized by a turbulent love;
No longer he marks where the cliff is;
He looks to the mountain above.

I think the waves must fling him
against the reef nearby
and that did, with her singing
the lovely Loreley.

(Author unknown)

The Sea Maid

To where I watch on the yellow sands
as they pluck sweet music with sea-cold hands,
they bring me coral and amber clear.
But when the stars in heaven appear
their music ceases, they glide away.
They swim for their grottos across the bay.
They listen to my shrill tune,
the surfy tide and the wondrous moon.

William Shakespeare
(excerpt from Midsummer Night’s Dream)

Margot Datz (from “A Survival Guide for Landlocked Mermaids”): Darwin may have been quite correct in his theory that man descended from the apes in the forest; but surely woman rose from the frothy sea ~ resplendent as Aphrodite on her scalloped chariot.

A Human’s Reverie

             Oh, I wish I were a mermaid so beautiful, alluring, seductive;
             Hair angelic,  gentle wind-blown and sensually cared with jewelled brush 

Below the ocean’s blue waters, my home ~ freedom to travel unfathomable depths,
I’d chat with dolphins, ride on the whales as they swim and cavort, playfully dive.

To Monterey Bay’s curve-ed shore, I’d slip through kelp fields so lush
and find a place in the sun to await my lover ~ so handsome 
 I’d hear the chapel bells chime ~ the bluebirds of happiness sing  
and envy the condors from the rugged coast, upward swooping on mighty wing.

The sun creeps brilliant from the horizon ~ he comes to me on silent foot.
He’d tell me of his art and sports, of places visited with long-time friends.
Oft he comes  to the sea ~ lonely without her ~  to catch of me, a glimpse.

 I’d tell about Monterey Canyon’s abyss, sitting on the edge of very deep chasm,
 of Marshall Islands’ coral reefs and colourful tropical fish of Waikiki.
 We’d fantasize about South Seas; longing to travel to Bali or Oahu.

                  The golden hours we’ve spent  together; and much too quick ~
                               it’s Sayonara (farewell…until we again meet).
               He to his life under sunny skies…and I to my fish in the deep blue sea.

                                                       Behind a veiled sheer, I’m rare to find!
                                                       Born under Pisces, sign of the Fish
                                                       Into a spiritual, mystical world.
                                                       Swimming so freely in the ocean tides,
                                                       I’m able to move with lithe and grace.

Perhaps…I’ll Believe!

I live by the Lake and wonder so often,
“Do mermaids inhabit these deep blue waters?”

Bill LeBlanc may believe…as read in The Spec.
He’s finishing a sculpture from a poplar tree trunk
beside Hutch’s Restaurant ~ Van Wagner’s Beach Road.

Sirens of the Sea shows four lovely mermaids
entwined ‘round the stump  ~ a suitable perch
for a mermaid or two ~ with shimmering blue tails.
Professionally, Gary Yokoyama ~ snapped this photo.

Strolling the wave-crested shore this summer,
I’ll chat with a mermaid…and another pic
Gary can capture to publish in The Spec.

Merle Baird-Kerr…crafted May 17, 2013
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Saturday, June 1, 2013

Motivations & Smiles for June



(gleaned from my collection of “yearly calendar quotes”)

Your are the bows, from which your children,
as living arrows, are sent forth.  (Khalil Gibran)

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. (Jonathan Swift)

Genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration.  (Thomas Alva Edison)

Practise is the best of all instructors.  (Publilius Syrus)

Energy and Persistence conquer all things.  (Benjamin Franklin).

Grace and Beauty command the world.  (Park Benjamin).

Positive Thinking:  Keep your face to the sunshine and  you cannot see the shadows. 
                                 (Helen  Keller)

Go the Distance:  When you accept a task, finish it.  (Anonymous)

Once you're Moving...you can keep moving.  (Ronald Alan Weiss)

The City of Happiness is located...in the State of Mind.  (Anonymous)

From Marie's  2013 Motivation Calendar with Invitation to Action:
Envision a mystic scene of a man viewing a sand beach and placid blue river
gently winding between a valley and tall rugged soaring mountain ~
brilliantly back-lit by low-riding white cloud.
Explore:  In any field, find the strangest thing and then explore it!
(John Archibald Wheeler)

Special Event Days

June 5 ~ World Environmental Day is celebrated each year on this date to raise global awareness of the  need to take positive environmental action.  Begun in 1972, it is a program run by the United Nations.       

       ~ Canadian Clear Air Day: a federal campaign encouraging people to adopt habits that will improve local air quality and reduce greenhouse gas emissions. Avoid driving whenever you can, especially alone.  Take the bus, car-pool, cycle, roller-blade or walk.

June 8 ~ World Oceans Day: Together we have the power to protect the ocean!  Dry land covers just 30%  of the planet.  The ocean is our planet's unsung hero...the origin of life.The Great Barrier Reef  is the largest living structure on Earth.  Its blue whale is bigger than any dinosaur that ever walked on the land.  Humans have explored less than 10% of the ocean (although using its waters for transportation, travel and business)!   Visit...RiversToOceans.ca  to discover how YOU can make a difference.

June 9 ~ Canadian Rivers Day promotes Canada's waterways...currently under the administration of Parks Canada Agency.  Did you know that weekly (sometimes bi-weekly) TVO features Canadian Rivers...a colourful and historic view of a selected river anywhere from northern Canada  to rivers from the Pacific to the Atlantic.I enjoy these programs immensely...many, previously unknown to me.

June 9 to 15 ~ Canadian Environment Week recognizes and celebrates the cultures and contributions of the First Nations, Inuit and Metis people of Canada.

June 13 to 16 ~ Sound of Music Festival...attended by thousands yearly in Burlington, Ontario. Beginning on Thursday evening to Sunday, this annual 4-day summer musical extravaganza is FREE and appeals to all generations.

June 16 ~ Father's Day...to honour all fathers and father-figures.

June 21~ National Aboriginal Day which coincides with  Summer Solstice and First Day of Summer.  This day recognizes and celebrates the cultures and contributions of all the First Nation, Inuit and Metis people in our country.

June 23 ~ Full Moon.

June 24 ~ Saint Jean-Baptiste Day....the feast of St. John the Baptist, a Jewish preacher who baptized Jesus in the River Jordan; it is a day celebrated in Quebec and other areas of French Canada.

Did You Know?

During the summer months, many leatherback sea turtles are born on the beaches of the Caribbean and lower eastern US coastal areas.  Later in life, many of these turtles will spend much of the year in Canadian waters, feeding mostly on jellyfish and other invertebrates.

Canadian Animal of the Month

The beaver is a well known animal famous for its engineering skills and is symbol of Canada..  Its best known structure, the dam, is built only by beavers that need to enlarge the underwater habitat that will be open to them in winter, providing a year-round-place to store food and regular access to their lodge.The beaver is Canada’s largest rodent; an adult  from 45 to 60 pounds can live up to 30 years.

Today you can see the Canadian Beaver on the back of the Canadian five cent coin. Trappers went across the country to hunt them and bring back the pelts for use in clothing and trade…very important to the country’s early economy.

The Beaver (magazine)  was first published in1920 by the Hudson Bay Company; and is still being published today.

Beavers can hold their breath up to 10 to 15 minutes underwater.

Beavers are also prevalent in United States.  On my drive back from  California to Hamilton, Ontario in 2001, I was privileged to observe a beaver in Colorado diligently working to build his lodge in a quiet mountain stream only a few feet from my vehicle...location was beyond Twin Lakes en route to Aspen.

                                             Crafted by Merle Baird-Kerr...May 28, 2013
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Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Are You Listening?



Your Life is Speaking to You!

Barriers to Making Up...After an Argument

According to Jeff Herring and Maritza Parra, Arguments, disagreements, fights...no matter how good the relationship may be, these happen to all...creating unhappiness, displeasure, bitterness possibly.  And do you believe, that given time, all this will just go away? 

It's been said that the best part of arguments is the making up.  Yet, there are so many things that get in the way of making up.  Let's take a look at the top three barriers to making up and what to do instead:

Make Up Barrier 1 ~ You go first!  Out of pride, you think that you must wait for the other person to apologize first before you can make up.  Put two strong personalities together and this strategy can lead to lots of silence.
What to do instead ~ Compete to see who can be the first to apologize.  Yes, really.  Only for the strong of heart!

Make Up Barrier 2 ~ The right to be right.  This is a nice cousin to pride.  Fighting for the right to be right can cause people to argue and say things they don't even believe,...just to get it right!
What to do instead ~ Realize that fighting to be right means you get to be right at the expense of the relationship.  Giving up being right is the act of a strong person.

Make Up Barrier 3 ~ I don't know what to say.  Some people don't know how to make up because they actually don't know what to say!  So, instead they stay stuck and wait, depending on the other person to make the first move.
What to do instead ~ I don't really like it when we argue.  I'm sorry, let's make up.  And then let's talk about how to not have this happen again.

The next time there is a distance in the relationship due to any of these barriers , grab the above tips.

My Concise View of the Foregoing:
           NOTIFICATION ~ telling the other person what is upsetting and disturbing.   
           NEGOTIATION  ~ listen, understand; peacefully discuss solutions.
           AGREEMENT ~ through compromise and a willingness to accept and forgive. 
.                    
.4 Ways to become a Better Listener
(twoofus.org)

Communication between individuals can be a powerful tool ~  it can nurture positive feelings of love, admiration and respect...or it can create negative emotions such as hurt feelings and anger.  Leaning an effective way to communicate will help prevent conflict  form damaging your relationship.  The following rules are meant to give you additional tools to help your communication as a couple.

Rule 1: Listen ~ This rule is pretty straight forward but is also often easier said than done.  You must be prepared to actively listen to what is being said.  This means that...you are not talking or planning a response to what your partner is saying.  Active listening conveys that  you've understood what the speaker is saying. Make sure your body language signals that  you are listening intently to your partner.  An active listener...focuses their attention on the speaker; this may require that you look beyond the words or tone in order to uncover the tree essence of their message.

Rule 2: Stop pause, replay ~ After the speaker has communicated his point...pause to reflect on what has been said.  Replay in your own words what  you believe the speaker tried to communicate...this lets the speaker know that their communication has been received  and you've understood what they said.

Rule 3: Replay,not rebuttal ~ As tempting as it can be to use your  replay moment as an opportunity to further state  your point or voice a disagreement...doing so is actually counterproductive.  It pits one person's opinion against the other's.  The typical outcome is that one person feels like they won the argument (and of course, the other person loses).

Rule 4:  The art of understanding ~ Conveying that you understand what has been said shows your partner that you are paying attention.  It produces a feeling of validation for your partner.  Showing that you understand their message also communicates that sharing sensitive thoughts and feelings with  you can be done without fear of criticism or attack.  Keep the give and take of communication functional.  Being an attentive listener means that you have understood what your partner has said.  It does not, however, necessarily indicate that you agree with what they said.  If  your feeling or point of view is different...wait until you are the speaker...before sharing your perspective!

Carole Ann Tidey...Hamilton's Beauty Queen,
                                            became Miss Dominion of Canada in 1965. 

Jon Wells of the Hamilton Spectator in a recent interview with her wrote: "At 18, she knew everything. Today, she is wise enough to know that she knows little...apart from a few truths."

One thing I believe is that you need to find your core values
 and if you go against them, you are damaging yourself
and people around you. To me, it's about leading
 a principle-driven life and letting go of the outcomes.
And to remember that the conscious mind and the physical things 
around us are only a small part of what we actually can perceive.

“Quotes of Wisdom”

The more a man knows ~ the more he forgives.
(Catherine the Great)

Control your temper through concentration and patience.
Control everyday evil/crime through rules/authority.
Those who control their hearts to reject anger
deserve the greatest praise of all.
(Kymer Proverb)

Crafted by Merle Baird-Kerr...May 22, 2013
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Sunday, May 26, 2013

Life as the "EDI" Guy



My vocations in life were two-fold:  several years as a teacher in elementary schools and several as a real estate sales representative. These many varied  experiences...humourous, exciting (and even a few unpleasant) evolved on almost a daily basis.  Hence, it was an ambition of mine to write mini-books about...”Life as a Teacher” and later “Life as a Sales Rep.”

Others might write about their vocations such as Life as a Doctor, Life as a Psychologist, as a Nurse, Factory Worker, Dentist, Carpenter, Architect, Lawyer, Engineer, etc.  These I would assemble and have printed for reader enjoyment. 

Recently a family relative wrote the ensuing article concerning inside knowledge
about specialized computer technicians...which I happily share with you.

I once read a computer book that “Assembly Language” was a 'black art'
suited only to hackers and wizards.

While Assembly Language doesn't show up much these days
(I myself haven't had use for it in over 15 years),
the term is rather novel.

I work as an EDI Specialist, and quite often, given its cryptic-looking nature, EDI is thought of as a 'black art'.  All too often, even in major companies, EDI is delegated to one specialist who is known as the “EDI GUY”. Sometimes such a job is known as a “lone wolf”.

And typically, this specialist has absolute power over the server and data under his control.  Companies typically forget just how much highly sensitive data is at the mercy of the EDI Guy.  Not only does the EDI Guy have access to all their Purchase Orders, all their invoices, all their Shipment Manifests, which includes their main customers/supplier base, but if it is Health Insurance EDI, he's got arbitrary access to claimant's health care records.  (No wonder there are strict privacy laws for this!)

One firm where I used to work wanted to get an archive of all their production data for the past year on a dvd.  I said to them, “You do understand what you are asking for:  you need to keep that data encrypted, or in a very safe place.” When I handed them  an unencrypted dvd,  I stated to them, “Think of this as 'life blood'.  Critical information about your main supplier base and your purchasing deals, all of your invoices and even payment transaction information is on this dvd.  An unscrupulous competitor would pay very handsomely for a copy of this dvd.”

And the thing is, it's a difficult thing even for a well-meaning company to police.  Not only does the EDI Guy have free access to all this information, but he knows how to interpret it and is responsible for translating it to alternate formats.

Because of the high cost of trying to maintain controls and the tremendous breakdown of efficiency that such controls would impose, the most practical solution is just to give the EDI Guy absolute trust.  Oh, there are privacy and security contracts that he signs, of course, but that is just a legal threat for retaliation.  It offers no protection if said person is determined to compromise the system.  So, I often say that the EDI Guy has to be one of the most trusted people in the IT department.

On the up-side, it is just data in a computer, but it can have tremendous value to the party using it.

I had a situation in a job a while back where payment transactions to a bank in Hong Kong were held up because some encryption keys were soon to expire, and the new keys were not compatible with the bank at first; it took a few day to figure out what needed to be corrected.  But the payments were needed to pay Chinese New Year bonuses to factory workers, who badly needed them. I got online very late at night with the data people in Hong Kong and the off-shore support team in India whereby we temporarily switched the keys back  for an hour to get the critical transactions over, holding up other partners in a harmless retry state.  They were so thrilled that they got their payments out on time.  And that's where you stop to think of what a wide-spread blessing a bit of system manipulation can do.  Or on the down-side, what chaos it can cause.  Now if the system had been over-policed with controls, that might not have been possible.  All too often, an IT Admin has to jerry-rig something to get around a temporary problem.

Now I'm looking at an opportunity to finally work on Health Care Claims EDI.  I'm willing to do health care data, but I wouldn't  touch the biological aspects of it.

I figured that if I was going to do  health care, (and I hate biology), I would be a veterinarian.  Animals don't have all the gross self-imposed problems that people do, unless people have done something gross to them.  If I was going to work on people, I would be a pediatrician.  I would rather work on kids, who for the most part are not as polluted as adults.  For now, I'll try to get my feet wet with all the icky data.

“Pearl of Wisdom”
(from Dale Carnegie)
“There are four ways and only four ways
in which we have contact with the world.
We are evaluated and classified by four contacts:
what we do...how we look...what we say...how we say it!

Merle Baird-Kerr...written October 23, 2012
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Friday, May 24, 2013

Computer Craze (Part II)



As you are aware, ships have long been characterized as Female as in, “Steady as she goes” or “she's listing to starboard, Captain.” Most hurricanes are given Female names...is that because there are no “hisicanes”? Men, when talking about their pride of vehicle, often will refer to this lovely machine as a Female…being beautiful, sensuous…even temperamental; to others ~ a comfort, security and stylish.

Is Your Computer Male...or...Female?
(I've read this before, yet worth repeating.)

Recently a group of computer scientists (all male) announced that computers should be referred to as being Female.  Their reasons for drawing this conclusion are the following:

No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.

The native language they use to communicate with other computers
is incomprehensible to everyone else.

The message,”Bad Command” or “File Name” is about as informative as,
“If you don't know why I'm mad at you, I'm certainly not going to tell you.”

Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term-memory...for later usage.

As soon as you make a commitment, you'll find yourself
spending half your pay cheque on accessories for it.

However, another group of computer scientists (all female) think that the computers should be referred to as Male.  Their reasons are as follows:

They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.

They are supposed to help you solve problems,
but half the time...they ARE the problem.

As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited
 a little longer, you could have obtained a better model.

In order to get their attention, you have to turn them ON!

Big power surges knock them out...for the rest of the day.

Rudyard Kipling stated
A Woman's guess...is much more accurate
than a man's guess.
(and with him, readers, I agree)

How Far Can This Computer Craze Go?

Perhaps we've only touched the “rim”, since new technology is constantly being tested and implemented into daily business and everyday life.  Project into the future and today you may say ~ Never!

I thought this might show us the future. I know I haven't kept up with
the current lingo and techie stuff! G.  Enjoy what might be ahead of us:

PASTOR:  “Praise the Lord!”

CONGREGATION:  “Hallelujah!”

PASTOR:  “Can we please turn on our tablet, PC, iPad, smart phone and Kindle Bible to 1 Cor. 13:13.  (This reads, 'and now abide faith, hope and charity, but the greatest of these is charity').
And please switch on your Bluetooth to download the sermon.”

P-a-u-s-e …

Now let us pray, committing this week into God's hands.
Open your Apps, BBM, Twitter and Facebook...and chat with God.

S-i-l-e-n-c-e …

“As we take our Sunday tithes and offerings, please have your credit and debit cards ready.”
“You can log on to the church wi-fi using password 'Lord909887'.”
The ushers will circulate mobile card swipe machines among the worshipers:
Those who prefer to make electronic fund transfers are directed to computers and laptops at the rear of the church.
Those who prefer to use iPads can open them.
Those who prefer telephone banking, take out your cellphones to transfer your contributions to the church account.
The holy atmosphere of the Church becomes truly electrified as ALL the smart phones, i Pads, PC's and laptops beep and flicker!

Final Blessing and Closing Announcements:

This week's ministry cell meetings will be held on the various Facebook group pages where the usual chatting takes place. Thursday's Bible study will be held live on Skype 1900 hrs. GMT. Please don't miss out.  You can follow your Pastor on Twitter this weekend for counselling and prayers. 
 
 God bless you...and have a nice day. 

(Thanks to an ardent follower...for the foregoing)

Merle Baird-Kerr...crafted April 23, 2013
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Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Only Women Use Umbrellas



 My son, working in the “Big Apple” for several months,
has developed a keen insight of NYC
and writes a diagnosis about relevant experiences.

When I was about three or four  years old, my Mom told me that “only women use umbrellas”.  For about the next thirty years, I thought for a man to be using an umbrella was on par with wearing earrings or high heels.  Men...never, ever do that!

I always hated rainy days.  Although I had a rain coat, I always felt cold in the damp thing.  Most of the time when it rained, I  just got wet, because I hated rain coats ~ not because I thought they were effeminate, but because I felt cold and damp.

It would not be until 1998, when I was working in NW Arkansas (in the Ozark Mountains) with a close friend of mine...and we saw how lush and green everything was,   I said to my friend, “I get the feeling that it really knows how to rain around here.”

For those of you who have not been to the mid-west (or 'tornado alley' for that matter), let me take a moment to explain.  Rain in Arkansas is not like New Jersey rain, where it is just a light shower and you can walk home in it without getting significantly wet.  Arkansas has different kinds of rain:  like rain that falls horizontally and big old fat rain and rain that seem to come up from the ground.  You get the idea.  Heavy rain there, is fairly typical and you can be soaked to your skin in a minute; and you can only take so much of it before you finally say 'enough.' You toss those effeminate notions of carrying a brolly and  you get yourself a proper umbrella.

If it was raining and my friend, Bill, could not find a parking spot at work, he would wait by the front door for someone to come out.  And he would kindly offer to drive them to their car ~ so that he could have their parking spot when they left.

In Arkansas, I got over a thirty year notion and accepted the necessity of  an umbrella!

I was there on May 3, 1999, when the most violent tornado in history, did Oklahoma City.  Ted Fujita theorized it impossible for the atmosphere to support a vortex  whirling at over 300 MPH.  The all-time record (measured with portable Doppler radar), was Red Rock, OK at 280 MPH in the Andover  Outbreak of April 19, 1991. This monster of May 3 was clocked at 318 MPH ~ the top end of the F5 “incredible tornado” rating...and bordering on F6 “inconceivable tornado”.  Just thought I'd throw that in to illustrate that there's some pretty serious weather out there. When they say  “severe storm”, they mean it!

When I worked in California and they said, “severe storm”,  it “just rained”.  One afternoon my co-workers were gathered at the window, fascinated by the weather and seeing that it was raining outside, I said, “What's going on?” Someone said, “It's raining!”  Said I, “Yes, and...?”  That's it...just raining.

For about three years I was a full time bicycle  commuter.  In all that time, I only got caught in the rain two or three times.  One time was not particularly pleasant and I just reminded myself of 'warm shower/hot bath' when I get home.  Next morning, it was raining and I elected to take the bus.  But, it was a one-mile walk to the bus stop and I did not have a raincoat or a brolly.  I decided, I can either be cold and damp or I can be warm and wet.  So I packed a change of clothes in a plastic bag, rolled up in a duffel bag and I donned my 3/2 wet suit and dive boots to walk to the bus stop.  I figured, this way I can be soaking wet, but I will not be cold; however,  it just wasn't  raining heavily enough to be worthwhile.  They don't have big old fat rain in California!

So now, here in New Jersey and New York City, I am doing without a car.  I go everywhere by walking, bus and train.  I drove down with my Mom initially, who wanted to visit a friend in Connecticut.  My Mom said to me, “You might need an umbrella ~ I have an extra one there under the seat.”  So I pulled out this purse-sized umbrella in a colourful mosaic.  And if it is raining and I need to wait for a bus or walk a distance, it is nice to have.

Pastor Matt Swiatkowski saw my umbrella and  he told me that my umbrella looked effeminate and I should get a proper umbrella.  (There has to be some stigma about men and umbrellas.)  Indeed, when I arrived at the World Trade Center, everybody walking around the Financial District had a black umbrella, except me.  Mine was a colourful mosaic.  Now, I do not particularly want a black umbrella, but I do want a proper one.

And I do not need a Marine to follow me around to hold my umbrella for me!

I might be tempted to try the wet suit technique again,
but New York City is so paranoid ...I'm afraid
 the Anti Fourth Amendment Police  might detain me!

Footnote: Once, a few years ago, when driving to Bentonville, Arkansas where my  son worked, I stopped overnight at Terre Haute, Indiana (the mid-distance point to my destination).  He reminded me, prior to leaving home, that I’d be driving through “tornado alley” and therefore be aware! Carrying his computer and other personal items for him, I parked adjacent to what seemed a sturdily-built motel.  The late evening news spoke of possible tornado activity in this area.  Next morning, with a cup of hot coffee in hand, I checked that my vehicle was still intact. 

As I drove westward towards St. Louis, fallen heavy limbs, split tree trunks and vastly strewn leaves were evident.  News reports indicated that the tornado had touched some areas in this Missouri city and eastward, had done some damage in Cincinnati, Ohio. It missed me!!!

Shortly past Joplin, Missouri (of approximately 50,000 population), I turned south heading for the peacefully, scenic Ozark Mountains in northern Arkansas.

It was Sunday, May 22, 2011 that Joplin was utterly devastated by an EF5  multiple-vortex tornado that killed 158 people and injuring hundreds more…their city almost wiped out!  Today, these people are rushing to aid survivors in Oklahoma City’s devastation.

Crafted by Merle Baird-Kerr … May 20, 2013
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Friday, May 17, 2013

Computer Craze (Part I)



Many years ago when businesses first implemented the use of computers,
the Royal Bank in my neighbourhood had a small printed sign at each  teller's window:

To err is human...
to really foul things up
takes a computer!

Since the inception of new technology storing data and executing its knowledge, systems have become quite complex and to some people...very complicated.  Numerous courses are available through schools and Seniors' centres.  Degrees can be earned through universities in Mathematics or Computer Science.  Yes....computer use has become a “science”! 

Finally...Computer Settings I  Understand!
(thanks to Sydney’s sending to me)

Windows cannot find the file.  Would you like wine instead?
Click on....YES...or...NO.

You have been online for one year.  Do you wish to log off and get a life?
Click on...YES...or...No...or...Remind me Next Year.

Plus several cartoons depicting  everyday dilemmas.

Computers' Humourous Situations and Outcomes

HELP!  I'm online and I can't get OFF!

All I did was hit the DELETE button...and my computer
went POOF and disappeared.

(Picture depicts a man on his hands and knees
behind his computer desk amid...wires, wires, wires)
Advice to him from technician on the telephone to him,
“Now...if you can find the Power Switch,
FLIP IT ON!”

A woman goes to her outside mailbox to retrieve letters
(but the box is empty).
She mutters to herself,  “The computer keeps saying,
“You've got MAIL”!

An elated looking cat is sitting at the computer
observing his clever action...
“COOL!  I just sold the dog on E-BAY!”

A man is sitting at his computer desk; his yellow pet tabby cat
is sprawled across his right knee, with  head and glowing eyes, resting
where the mouse should have been.
Man comments, “ It's going to take me a little longer
to answer my e-mails now.”

Sitting at her computer, a woman is totally frustrated
and states, “I keep hitting  ESCAPE...
but I'm still here!!!”

Home computers are the perfect thing for Women
who don't feel that Men provide them with
enough frustration!

Ever notice, the older we get, the more we're like computers.
We start out with lots of MEMORY and DRIVE!

Life...Before Computers

Memory was something you lost with age.
An Application was for employment.
A Program was a TV show.
A Cursor used profanity.
A Keyboard was a piano.
A Web was a spider's home.
A Virus was the flu.
A CD was a bank account.
A Hard Drive was a long trip on the road.
A Mouse pad was where the mouse lived.
And if you had a 3 ½ Inch Floppy ~
you just hoped nobody found out.

Although my son is a Technical Analyst, I am far from being “computer literate”.  Computers often are an Enigma to me…puzzling and confusing. However, through his guidance, I’ve been able to develop a Blog…said procedure has now become automatic. He bails me out of difficulties and places me again “online” for research, e-mails and the learning of one or more new techniques.
How fortunate…I am!

Merle Baird-Kerr...written January 25, 2013.
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