Monday, February 20, 2012

Numerology for Seniors


How to Stay Young ~ 10 Instructions

As you read these...use your imagination:
picture a suitable scenery behind each.
Each instruction then becomes more profound.
You might even hum a piece of music to be truly uplifted!

Throw out Non-Essential numbers. This includes your age, your weight, your height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why we pay them!

Keep only Cheerful Friends. The grouchers pull you down!

Keep Learning: learn about the computer, gardening, crafts, whatever...
never let the brain “idle”. An idle mind is the devil's workshop!
And the devil's name is Alzheimer.

Enjoy the Simple Things!

Laugh often, long and hard. Laugh until you gasp for breath!

The Tears Happen. Endure, grieve and move on. The only person who is
with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be Alive while you are Alive!

Surround Yourself with What You Love...whether it's family, pets, keepsakes,
music, plants, hobbies...whatever. Your Home is Your Refuge!

Cherish Your Health. If it is good, Preserve it. If it is unstable, Improve it.
If it is beyond what you can improve, get Help!

Don't Take a Guilt Trip. Take a Trip to the Mall, even to the County, to a
Foreign Country...but NOT to where the Guilt is!

Tell People That You Love Them at Every Opportunity!

                                                       A Little Truth:
If you've never been frightened, embarrassed or hurt,
you have never taken a chance ... which means...
you probably have missed a great deal that is exciting in life.”

How to Love Retirement ... some Do's and Don'ts

Retired? Here are 5 strategies by people
who have gone through life's biggest challenges
and have insight to share.

Don't Dress Old!
If you start dressing old, you are old. “No matter how old she got, my mother never started dressing like my grandmother. She never dressed like an old person. I'll never stop wearing jeans and sneakers no matter how old I get.”
 (L. H. from Ohio)

Enjoy Your Partner!
Enjoy your spouse. My wife, Molly and I have a lot of fun...we fish and do things
together. Discover new activities that you both enjoy ~ it will keep you young at
heart.” (J. K. from Texas)

Take Time to Indulge!
Indulge yourself. Enjoy listening to old time jazz, read two newspapers a day
and spend a whole afternoon with a juicy mystery. Do all the things you never
could do before.” (T.S. from Florida)

See Old Friends!
Make plans with old friends. Recently, the girls from my high school graduating
class got together for a reunion. You have to do things like that just to keep excited about life.” (J.P. from Iowa)

Stop Worrying about Death!
While you are alive,worry about life. You'll have plenty of time to worry about
death when you are dead.” (O.R. from Michigan)

My advice to Seniors who are reluctant to play Bridge...
If you can count to 13...you can play this game!"


Smile ... Confusion of Numbers

The OPP Officer was concerned when he noticed a car driving very slowly. He pulled the car over and said to its elderly driver, “Ma'am, do you know that driving slowly can be just as dangerous to other traffic as speeding? You were only going 20 km.”

But,Officer,” she replied, “I was following the speed limit,” and pointing to a sign.

That's the sign for Highway 20, Ma'am,” he said.

Then he looked in the back of the car at two older ladies and a gentleman.
They looked frozen with fear.

What happened to your friends?” he asked.

Oh,” she replied. “I don't really know. They haven't said much since
we got off the 403.”

Pearl of Wisdom”
You miss 100% of the shots you never made!
(Wayne Gretzky)

Merle Baird-Kerr . . . written February 11, 2012
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Friday, February 17, 2012

International Humour II


Three Wishes

A Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and an Aussie are all walking together 
one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. “I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total,” says the Genie.

The Canadian farmer says, “I am a farmer and my son will also farm. 
 I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada.” POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming!

Osama was amazed , so he said, “I want a wall around Afghanistan, Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come into our precious land!” POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries!

The Aussie says, “I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.”
The Genie explains, “Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and 
completely surrounds the countries. Nothing can get in or out. It's virtually impenetrable!” The Aussie sits down on his Harley, cracks a beer, lights a cigarette...smiles and says ... “Fill the sucker with water!”.

The Desert Trek

A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the oasis, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand, selling ties.

The Taliban asked, “Do you have water?”

The Jewish man replied, “I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? 
They are only $5.” The Taliban shouted, “Idiot! I do not need an over-priced stupid tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!”

OK,” said the Jewish man, “It does not matter that you do not want to buy 
a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. 
 If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom!”

Cursing, the Taliban staggered away over the hill.

Several hours later, he staggered back...almost dead and said ...
Your idiot brother won't let me in without a tie!”

                                             .........................................

(Thanks to a personal friend who forwarded the above incidents to me.)

Pearl of Wisdom”
If you can find a path with no obstacles,
it probably doesn't lead anywhere.
(Frank A. Clark)

Merle Baird-Kerr . . . written October 30, 2011
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Sunday, February 12, 2012

"Picture Postcard" Property


(7th and final in series ~ “Real Life” ... in Real Estate:

A Common Verse ... from Olden Days

                                     They wandered down the country lane.
                                     No love was on their brow;
                                     for he was the farmer's hired hand...
                                     and she was the Jersey cow.

                                  I take the privilege to re-verse the above to:

                                    They wandered thro' the countryside
                                    desiring acres of rolling land ...
                                    a pretty house and double garage...
                                    numerous trees and a babbling brook.

Carlo and Sylvia have been looking for over two years for this “postcard-type-property”, yet affordable to them based on their incomes. This is their “dream”, but probably not realistic! Yes, the acreage was of foremost importance...even compromising for a lesser home needing TLC!

I relate this true experience because it exemplifies
the “Spirit of Service” for anyone in Business dealing with the public.
Try to identify “Maxims” (or stratagems) employed
that come into play through the progress of this experience.

Carlo and Sylvia, both 31, have been together for 5 or 6 years, renting an 
old house off the Service Road in Winona. Both have jobs and enjoy their 
2 dogs and 3 cats.

In my office, I maintain a list of clients looking for specific properties. 
Daily, when computer searching MLS for new listings, I keep them in mind. 
For Carlo and Sylvia, it has been, it seems, a “forever search” through Flamborough, Ancaster, Glanbrook, Lincoln, West Lincoln,  Smithville, 
Grimsby and Stoney Creek rural areas. They were patient and would 
wait for the "right property to become available."

A couple years ago, we found a 16 acre property, cornering two country 
roads; it had an old house (that had seen better days)! We entered into negotiations to purchase the property; however, during “signbacks” Carlo's younger brother was tragically killed in a car accident in Stoney Creek. Devastated with this loss, Carlo was unable to focus on further search
for a property. Unfortunately, this one sold to another buyer.

Later, we started looking again. Often it was Sylvia who viewed potential properties with me; one was worthy of Carlo also viewing it, but had an 
offer prior to his available time. During the winter months of 2001,
his hours  of shift-work were limited due to plant cut-backs; so for the 
time-being, plans were put on hold.

In November, we arranged appointments on a Sunday to view 6 or 7 
possible locations. On Friday, I discovered a new listing that sounded 
“perfect”, but higher priced. Located in West Lincoln, it had 23 acres 
of gently rolling farmland along a paved country road, an attractive brick 
ranch home and an oversized 2-car garage. The rear of the property was
heavily treed bordering Chippewa Creek (called the Welland River 
on the old survey).

It was “Love at First Sight”!!! They contacted me that evening to prepare
an Offer to Purchase. Presentation of Offer was scheduled for Monday 
evening at 7 pm when the owners would be home. At 6 pm Monday,
a call from the Listing Sales Representative notified me of other offers to be presented at same time. I consulted with Carlo and Sylvia providing them 
their options. We retained only 2 conditions and giving the Sellers a flexible
closing date and upped the purchase by $1,000 above the list price. 
Five offers were on hand and all turned aside for a re-presentation on 
Tuesday evening at 7 pm.  We now increased the offer to now $4000 over 
list price! We LOST to a buyer with ...No Conditions and offering $5000 
over the asking price! My couple was DEVASTATED beyond Description!!!

Saddened by this experience, we waited until January, 2003. From this date, 
I telephoned, faxed or e-mailed them any properties that might be of interest. They would drive by them and report back to me...but to “no avail”.

Then on April 1, researching New Listings prior to leaving my office that 
Tuesday evening, was another property on Chippewa Road with “acreage, a ranch home and garage”. No picture was yet shown (due to being a new 
listing). The price seemed reasonable. Immediately, I called my clients leaving messages to call ASAP. Carlo was working a 16-hour shift and unable to view 
this property until Thursday at 4 pm (April 4).

In checking their file, discovered this was the SAME PROPERTY they had 
loved So Much! The listing Sales Reps advised me that “circumstances” 
prevented the former buyer from closing on the transaction the end of 
March. The owners had already moved to Grimsby and the country home
was VACANT!

As you recall, Thursday and Friday were the ICE STORM DAYS!!! 
Remember those bad weather days? But, “Come Hell or High Water,
Blizzard  or Ice” I was definitely meeting them at the property at 4 pm! 
Someone else had viewed the listing Wednesday evening and another
Realtor in ahead of me that blustery, snow-driven day. I was prepared with Purchase papers for Carlo and Sylvia to sign. EXCITED with this Second Opportunity, they did not want to LOSE it again! From the house, I called 
the Listing Sales Rep who also lived in West Lincoln requesting an 
Appointment to have this signed offer presented TODAY!
It's Horrible Weather!”, they stated and suggested we delay a day.
I INSISTED upon presenting this Offer tonight, regardless of the blizzardy 
conditions. I waited at the house...and one hour later, came their call 
on my Cell Telephone that the owners were out grocery shopping and
having a Birthday Party for their 5-year-old son in early evening. 
Then stated that I would “get off these icy roads” while still a bit of 
daylight and drive down the escarpment into Grimsby for dinner.
I would wait there for their call...8:30, 9:30, 10:30 or whenever!

The owners agreed to meet with us at 8:30 in their Grimsby home,
especially knowing that the Offer was from the Burlington Realtor's clients
who had competed in the November auction...and Lost!

Being “burned” by their previously accepted offer, the Sellers did not want 
to sign anything without their lawyer's review and approval of the Offer. 
I was Most Hesitant to hold over the Offer to Friday, fearing a competition-situation again...suggesting they include a clause based on THEIR Lawyer's approval. We stressed this was a good offer at “Full Asking Price” ... early closing...with conditions only on financing and water testing.
It was agreed that they would not consider or entertain another offer 
until resolved with their lawyer and us.

Friday's weather was Worse than Thursday! It was mid-afternoon when the Listing Sales Rep communicated with me. I consulted with my Buyers and 
they with their Sellers agreeing VERBALLY with all terms and conditions. 
I gladly drove to Grimsby Friday evening ...also had my clients there, so all paperwork with any changes could be initialled and signed copies distributed. WHEW! What a Great Sigh of Relief!

Would it surprise you to know that 2 other Realtors called the Listing Office 
on Friday with Offers to present?

This truly was a “Picture-Postcard-Property” to Carlo and Sylvia.
They waived their conditions within the designated days.
They closed on the transaction end of April, 2003

The additional Good News is that within the year, they plan to marry in a 
country church near Lake Erie...and Guess Who is Invited to their Wedding?

Actually, with several friends, they met in Jamaica the following April,
to honour the event of their wedding. Under a flowered arbour
on the island's tropical white sand beach, they were married...
complete with wedding gown and bouquets of tropical flowers.

(Note: names have been changed to protect their identities)

...................................

I could write about several other Real Estate Experiences.
One of Unimaginable Interest
was a private island in the St. Lawrence River
with a “turn-of-the-century” castle.
(at that time it was Jorstadt Castle)
You may see the current Singer Castle, as now known, on Internet.
Have a Look...you'll be Fascinated!

Merle Baird-Kerr . . . rewritten December 19, 2011
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Thursday, February 9, 2012

Who Packs Your Parachute?

Charles Plumb was a US Navy jet pilot in Vietnam.
After 75 combat missions, his plane was destroyed by a surface-to-air-missile.
Plumb exited and parachuted into enemy hands.
He was captured and spent 6 years in a communist Vietnamese prison.

He survived the ordeal
and now lectures on lessons learned from that experience.
One day when Plumb and his wife were sitting in a restaurant, a man at
another table came up and said, “You're Plumb!  You flew jet fighters in
Vietnam from the aircraft carrier, Kitty Hawk. You were shot down.”

                     “How in the world did you know that?” asked Plumb
                     “I packed your parachute,” the man replied.
                     Plumb gasped in surprise and gratitude.
                     The man pumped his hand and said, “I guess it worked!”
                     Plumb assured him, “It sure did.  If  your chute hadn't worked,
                     I wouldn't be here today.”

                     Plumb couldn't sleep that night, thinking about that man.
                     Plumb says, “I kept wondering what he looked like in a
                     Navy uniform... white hat, a bib in the back and bell-
                      bottom trousers.             

                     “I wonder how many times I might have seen him and not even
                   said, Good Morning, how are you?  or anything...because you see,
                               I was a fighter pilot...and he was just a sailor.”

Plumb thought of the many hours the sailor had spent at the long wooden table
in the bowels of the ship, carefully weaving the shrouds and folding the silks of each chute...holding in his hands each time ~ the fate of someone he didn't know.

Now Plumb asks his audience, “Who's Packing Your Parachute?
E
veryone has someone who provides what they need to make it through
the day.” He also points out that he needed many kinds of parachutes when his plane was shot down over enemy territory.  He needed his physical parachute, 
his mental parachute, his emotional parachute and his spiritual parachute!
                     He called upon all these supports before reaching safety.

“Sometimes, in the daily challenges that life gives us, we miss what is really
important.  We may fail to say Hello, Please or Thank You; we  may fail to
Congratulate someone on something wonderful that has happened to them;
we may fail to Compliment or Just Do Something Nice for no reason.
As you go through this week, this month, this year...recognize people who
Pack Your Parachutes”

“Sometimes, we wonder why friends keep forwarding jokes to us without
writing a word.  Maybe this would explain it:  When you're very busy, but still want to keep in touch, guess what  you do.  You forward jokes.  And to let you know that...you are still remembered, you are still important, you are still loved, and you are still cared for!  And guess what  you get...a forwarded joke.”

“So, my friends (and relatives), next time when you receive a joke,
don't think you've been sent another forwarded joke,
but that you've been thought of today
and your friend on the other end of your computer...
wanted to send you a Smile...
just helping you...pack your parachute!”

(Pary, please accept my appreciation for sending the foregoing)

................................................

“Pearl of Wisdom”
You may be only one person in the world;
but you may also be the world to one person!

Merle Baird-Kerr . . . written January 25,  2012
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Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Determination and Willpower


In the book “Into Thin Air” by Jon Krakauer, his harrowing tale of
personally summitting Mount Everest (29,028 feet) on May 10, 1996,
he relates another climber's words:
                  If anything goes wrong, it will be a Fight to the End.
                  If your training is good enough, Survival is there.
                  If not, Nature claims its forfeit!

Recently, I read about two adventurers (of our generation) with 
Major Achievements!
Their spirit, tenacity and energy exemplify the foregoing climber's words.

Rune Gjeldnes

Norwegian, born in 1971, he holds records of the longest ski journey without being resupplied and the longest ever ski journey. He is the only person to ski across the North Pole, the South Pole and Greenland without resupplies.

            His two greatest achievements in the polar world are:
            Arctic Ocean (2000) crossing the Ocean without resupplies
            The Longest March (2006) in the crossing of Antarctica
            from Queen Maud Land over the Pole and on to Terra Nova Bay.

1998 was the Year of Adventure for Rune with 6 different expeditions 
around the world. (North Pole expeditions, crossed Baffin Island in northern Canada, climbed Mount Aconcagua...22,831 feet in the Andes Mountains).

David Hempleman-Adams

A British Englishman, his life goal was to complete the Grand Slam!
            An explorer must walk to the North and South geographical Poles,
            reach the North and South magnetic Poles
            and climb the highest summit in each of the 7 continents
            including Mount Everest and Mount Kilimanjaro.

In 1998, these two explorers, Rune and David, reached the North Pole on
April 28. In their journey, they spent 55 days trekking across 600 miles of
snow and ice and slept out in the frozen expanse ...with just each other. 
This was David's 3rd attempt to reach the North Pole.

Despite their experiences and combined expertise, Hampleman-Adams and Gjeldnes faced unknown terrain and unpredictable dangers. Pressure ridges 
up to 12 metres high, interspersed with strength-sapping frozen rubble, form suddenly when the ice floes crash into one another. Life-threatening crevasses and pools of Arctic open water would appear when they cracked apart. 
There were days when they'd be lucky to cover 300 yards and then float
back again 5 or 6 miles while asleep in their tents. “In comparison,” David 
stated, “Everest was easier.”

It was amazing,” he wrote, “we were having breakfast when we heard a jet 
go over. We're here freezing, having dehydrated food, while they're probably having their champagne and lobster. And do you know where I wanted to be? Here, because my hard-fought goal is to reach the North Pole!”

There were, of course, some hair-raising moments. Open water, as wide 
as a river, is a rare sight in the Arctic and one which, possibly, is the biggest danger to the expedition.” The Anglo-Norwegian team spent 2 days trying 
to find a way across the icy waves.

At the end of a 600-mile and 57-day journey across creaking ice, David Hempleman-Adams stepped into the history books as
The First Person to Complete the Adventurers' Grand Slam”!
The arrival at the top of the world accomplished an 18 year odyssey that had dominated his life. He had claimed one of the greatest prizes in exploration
...April 28, 1998.

David could now look at himself in the mirror and assuring with a resounding affirmative, the question which had goaded him on to greater heights. 
For it was the words with which Margaret Thatcher's father frequently 
berated his daughter:
It is easy to be a starter,
but are you a finisher?”
which at times kept him going. When he had read this in a novel written by her,
he ripped the page out to carry in his pocket...his daily inspiration!

Other Facts:

David Hempleman-Adams began each day at around 6 am. with a breakfast 
of a litre of tea and a litre of hot muesli. It is all “shovelled into my mouth disgustingly quickly before it freezes over.”

On a cold day he would expend 12,000 calories, six to eight times the adult average. Even with the high-calorie diet, he'd lose about a pound a day 
because the human body can absorb no more than 6,000 calories in 24 hours. 
As the pounds fall off, he'd lose strength, adding more pressure to the race against the encroaching summer and melting ice sheets.

The first hour of each day is always the hardest,” he said. “The cold is so debilitating that you lose half your strength. After a time you become more acclimatized , but at the beginning, just an hour is more than you can take.

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These adventuring explorers had “set the bar high”
to achieve the pinnacles of their personal challenges
based on their knowledge,
their physical capabilities,
their strong mental and emotional drive
to achieve what may be possible...
their determination and willpower to claim success
in their individual endeavours.

Each year we hear or read about individuals who set goals for
high achievements ~ some succeed.

Marilyn Bell, a Canadian at age 16, was the first to swim across Lake Ontario from near Niagara-on-the-Lake to Toronto at time of the CNE (Canadian National Exhibition).

Recently, a British woman successfully crossed Antarctica on skis ~ solo ~ pulling 2 sledges with her provisions.

A North Burlington man recently rowed the Atlantic Ocean from the Canary Islands to Barbados ... to not only test himself, but to “discover his self”.

Consider the battles...physically, emotionally and the temptations to quit the effort.  Yet, through determination and willpower, they fought to the end
...and Won!

Aspirations and passions are not always of an athletic nature. Research scientists
devote their lives...creating solutions to benefit mankind in medicine, in technology, in space programs...for example. Experiments and tests may fail,
yet their dogged convictions propel them into discoveries.

......................................

Our lives are continually presenting challenges for us to Accept or Reject.
The Choice is Ours!

As a beacon before our eyes, let us strive to challenge ourselves.
It is not expected of us to set goals of such lofty heights as Rune and David.

Consider these Words of Wisdom:

The harder the conflict,
the more glorious the triumph.
(Hayden)

The honour of the conquest
is rated by the difficulty.
(Baron de Montesquieu)

Merle Baird-Kerr . . . written January 19, 2012
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Sunday, February 5, 2012

My Homeland ...


 THE GOLDEN HORSESHOE

How placid we can become with our surroundings and ordinary circumstances!

Yes, I love Burlington for its geographical location.
Living adjacent to the western tip of Lake Ontario and Burlington Bay,
(home to Hamilton's Harbour), this is not the Rocky Mountains
nor is it the expansive broad prairies
nor the maritime seacoast!
Nevertheless, very scenic with its rock outcropping of cliffs,
waterways, trees, forests and waterfalls.

My home is The Golden Horseshoe, which extends from the Town of Oakville
(actually city-size) east of me, also along the Lake, to Burlington, and around
the western tip of Lake Ontario to Hamilton and south through municipalities along the QEW (Queen Elizabeth Way) to Niagara Falls. This area is rich in culture, geography and notably significant through the Niagara Peninsula 
for its extensive vineyards and wineries.

In my blog profile, I wrote that...to know me, is to read my articles. 
I have lived in this “horseshoe” since 1958 when I began a teaching career in Hamilton.
         My Aunt Inez lived there.
         The Hamilton Tiger Cats (Canadian Football League) played there.
         Ships from the Great Lakes passed below the “lift bridge” into the Bay
         to reach Hamilton's industrial harbour.
         And...Hamilton had “a mountain” where my first teaching assignment 
         was located...in a newly developed subdivision.

Since then, many changes have occurred. The Skyway Bridge was built, 
soaring high above the canal (used for entry from Lake Ontario to Burlington 
Bay to facilitate freighters and recreational water craft) without delaying road traffic. At first, a “toll bridge”, it now has a twin span, each 3 to 4 lanes to accommodate the traffic flow. Between Burlington and the “lift bridge” are wonderful sandy shores providing much recreation and relaxation...great summer picnic outings to build castles, to watch ocean-coming-and-going freighters, to watch water skiers, observe beach volley games and to sun-tan!

In the past 2 or 3 decades, I've discovered how wonderfully beautiful my homeland is. When a young couple immigrated from Buenos Aires, they were enthralled with Nature that so richly abounded here:
        The trees impressed them.
        The birds and water fowl along the Bay and Lake impressed them.
        The Royal Botanical Gardens impressed them.
        The outdoor cafes along the waterfront impressed them.
        Spencer Smith Park (a people gathering place for activities and events)
        along our Lake impressed them.
What they viewed...was worth a second look for me! “ Wake Up! Smell the Roses!
Appreciate Anew!” I told myself. And thus began my study and observations into
this unique area in my treasured corner of Southern Ontario.

The Niagara Escarpment

...is a long escarpment (or cuesta) in the United States and Canada that runs westward from New York State, through Ontario, Michigan,Wisconsin and Illinois. The Escarpment is most famous as the cliff over which the Niagara River plunges at Niagara Falls, for which it is named.

The Niagara Escarpment is the most prominent of several escarpments 
formed in the bedrock of the Great Lakes basin. Near Rochester, New York, 
there are three waterfalls over the escarpment where the Genesee River flows...believe it is Letchworth State Park...(also known as “the Grand Canyon”
of the east)...absolutely gorgeous in autumn! The escarpment, thence runs westward to the Niagara River forming a deep gorge north of Niagara Falls,which itself cascades over the escarpment.

In southern Ontario, it spans the Niagara Peninsula, closely following the Lake Ontario shore through St. Catharines, Grimsby, Hamilton, Burlington where it takes a sharp turn north in the town of Milton toward Georgian Bay. It then follows the Georgian Bay shore north-westwards to form the spine of the Bruce Peninsula and Manitoulin Island, as well as several smaller islands located in northern Lake Huron, where it turns westward into the Upper Peninsula
of northern Michigan, south of Sault Ste. Marie. It then extends southwards 
into Wisconsin.

Formation of Niagara Escarpment

The escarpment's caprock is dolomitic limestone and formed over millions
of years through a process of differential erosion of rocks of different hardnesses. Through time, the soft rocks weather away or erode by the action
of the streams. The erosional process is most readily seen at Niagara Falls, where the river has quickened the process.

The Niagara Escarpment in  Grimsby, Ontario (can be viewed from the QEW)
is 3500 feet above sea level. Hamilton, Ontario is situated on the escarpment
in such a way that the North end of the city is below and the South part above. Affectionately referred to as “The Mountain” by its residents, there are a 
number of roads or “mountain accesses” that join the urban core below
with the suburban expansion above. The view from “Hamilton Mountain” 
is spectacular...overlooking the city below, and a 180-degree-panorama
of Burlington Bay, the Skyway Bridge and Lift Bridge; beyond is Lake Ontario.

Human Geography

The Welland Canal, with several locks, allows ships to traverse the escarpment between Lake Erie (the higher elevation) and Lake Ontario (the lower elevation) due to the Falls on the Niagara Peninsula of Ontario. The escarpment was a major obstacle in the construction of the Erie Canal in New York State and 
was traversed by a series of locks; the community which grew up at the site 
thus became known as Lockport, New York.

In southern Ontario, the Bruce Trail runs the length of the escarpment from Queenston on the Niagara River to Tobermory on the Bruce Peninsula...
a distance of 725 km in length. For hiking enthusiasts, the Bruce Trail is completed and can be entered and exited at various points. Highway 401, Canada's busiest, also crosses the Niagara Escarpment, beginning its long descent through rolling hills, farmland and towns west of Milton. Exposed 
rock can be seen in these areas.

Vineyard Land

On the Canadian side of the border, the Niagara Escarpment is a group-sub-appellation comprising the Short Hills Bench, the 20 Mile Bench and the Beamsville Bench. Numerous vineyards, open to the public, offer wine-tasting events, gift shops with a wide range of wines available for purchase. 
“Ice Wine” has become a delicacy of the Niagara Vineyards...and appraised around the world for its quality.

World Biosphere Reserve

In February 1990, the Niagara Escarpment was designated a World Biosphere Reserve by UNESCO, making it one of 12 in Canada. Development and land use on and adjacent to the escarpment is regulated by the Niagara Escarpment Commission, an agency of the Ontario Government. It works on behalf of the people of Ontario to preserve the Niagara Escarpment as a continuous natural landscape...a vital corridor of green space through southern Ontario.

A landscape of rich biodiversity, home to hundreds of Ontario's Species
at Risk, vital watersheds, agricultural areas and a 450-million-year-old
geological history ... the Niagara Escarpment is a treasure to protect 
for future generations of Ontarians.

About the Niagara Escarpment

It is recognized as one of the world's unique natural wonders and is the
most prominent topographical feature in southern Ontario.

The landform is a largely forested ridge of fossil-rich sedimentary rock
(725 km in length). At its highest elevation, it soars 1625 feet above sea level.
It traverses the most heavily developed and densely populated region of Canada.

The Escarpment area encompasses a rich mosaic of forests, farms, recreation areas, scenic view, cliffs, streams, wetlands, rolling hills, waterfalls, mineral resources, wildlife habitats, historic sites, villages, towns and cities.

The Escarpment's vibrant ecosystems support 300 bird species, 36 reptiles 
and amphibians, 90 fish and 100 varieties of special interest flora including 
37 types of wild orchids.

Waterfalls of the Niagara Escarpment

Created by ancient seas, the Niagara Escarpment is essentially a cliff. 
Not surprisingly, it is responsible for numerous waterfalls of varied heights 
and volume.

In the Hamilton area including its surrounding suburbs are 142 waterfalls 
and cascades that have been found as of January 2011. Understandably, 
it has captured the title, “City of Waterfalls” ...several of these I have viewed. 
Tews Falls...to me is the most spectacular as it plunges into a deep ravine...
about 25 minutes from my home. These waterfalls can be viewed on 
“Hamilton, the City of Waterfalls”.

Overview

It is said that there has been more change to the Niagara Escarpment during 
the past 100 years than in the previous 9000 years. As a result of the tremendous urban and recreational development of natural lands, people became more motivated to ensure access to green space where they could walk and reflect. People came together and built the Bruce Trail...Canada's oldest and longest continuous footpath...extending from Niagara to Tobermory at the northern tip 
of the Bruce Peninsula (725 km).

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When my WWII Veteran friend came to visit, he was visibly...emotionally
“in love” with this corner of a Canada he'd not previously seen. Through
his eyes, I realized that an artist could never fully paint the panorama!

... the daytime vista as one descends from the escarpment...
    from Hamilton Mountain, from Ancaster in the west and from
    points north of the city into Burlington
...the night time views approaching the cities...like sparkling fairylands
...the Conservation areas protecting wildlife including the African Safari
...the ships travelling from abroad....approaching at dusk to enter the 
   harbour, appearing like a slow-moving city all a-lit

I Introduced him to Burlington ... a population of about 165,000 residents.
...the impressive homes along Lakeshore Road.
...the lower city and its rising elevation to its extensive residential and
   commercial areas.
...a daytime drive to Rattlesnake Point with overviews of the broad valley,
   the city and the lake; shoreline views to Oakville and Toronto (on a clear 
   day the CN Tower on Toronto's waterfront can be seen)
...winding country roads and golf courses with scenes of rock-faces and
   Cedar Springs as it babbles and tumbles over stones
...a drive to Greensville where the dramatic Tews Falls is located.
...one hot humid July afternoon, parking below shade trees...a pastoral view
   through weeping willow trees which framed the Bay, the Skyway Bridge
   and sailboats as they slowly glided along the rippled water.
...a few hours at the Royal Botanical Gardens with its magnificent displays

Lake Ontario is a scene unparalleled...the serenity of its ocean-like water;
the cruel waves that in stormy weather bash its shores; the curving
shoreline as it extends toward Niagara; the stunning ice-scaped sculptures 
along the frozen waters' edge; the knowledge that  the 5 Great Lakes (which includes Lake Ontario) account for 1/5th of the world's fresh water!

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Over the decades, I have learned ~ Life is what you are faced with.
                                                          Life is how you deal with it.
                                                          Life is what you contribute to
                                                          ...and glean from!

Life to me is Golden ... in this beautious Horseshoe!

Pearl of Wisdom”
Living on Earth is expensive
but it does include a free trip
around the sun every year.

Merle Baird-Kerr . . . written January 21, 2012
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Thursday, February 2, 2012

Thrice Lucky!

(6th in series “Real Life ...  in Real Estate”)

The  players are:  Mary (Buyer Broker)
Joanne and Peter (Purchasers/Buyers)

NARRATOR:    Joanne and Peter had seen a home on Adis Avenue when  it                          was first built,  admired it and submitted an offer, but had lost                         out on purchase. However, they bought a home in the area
                        and remained ...getting to love the  neighbourhood greatly.                                
Six years later, Peter noticed that the home they had previously offered
was again  For Sale.  Their offer this time, lost to a purchase with fewer conditions to be met.                        

Two years passed ... the home again was on the market For Sale.
By the time he contacted his Sales Representative, it was sold, conditional
upon financing. However, to Peter's good fortune, the financing fell through.
Mary contacted him and Joanne that “luck was  on their side”.

MARY:   May I speak with Peter?  Hi Peter, this is Mary.                        
You called with regards to Adis Avenue.  The financing could not be arranged 
and the house is still For Sale.  Are you still interested?
                
PETER:  Oh, No!  I just bought a new car.  I may not qualify for a mortgage.

MARY:    Well, Peter...check with your bank.  It's possible you may still qualify.

PETER:   OK...I'll call you in a couple days.


NARRATOR:   Mary received a call from Peter the next day to schedule an appointment  to show the home to his family.  She was then invited to their
home to structure an offer conditional upon the sale of their property.

JOANNE:  Now, remember,  Mary...if we don't get Adis, we are not moving! 
And if we get “bumped” just come and remove the sign from our lawn
...and don't even call us!

NARRATOR:   Talk about motivation!  Mary was under the gun...but it was
an exciting challenge.  The market was still “hot” and quite likely that Peter
and Joanne would get “bumped”.  Mary decided to hold Open Houses...
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday; on Thursday, buyers came who were
interested  and wanted  to purchase Peter and Joanne's home.
Negotiations were not easy, but finally both Vendor and Purchaser agreed
on the price and waited anxiously 5 days for financing approval!

MARY:   Hi Joanne...have you looked out your front window this morning yet?

JOANNE:   No!

MARY:   Put the phone down ... Go open your front door!


NARRATOR:   All Mary could hear in the background was a Joyous Scream and Joanne calling out to her husband, “Peter...we're moving.  There's a
Sold sticker on our sign!!!”

JOANNE:   Thank you Mary!  Thank  you So Much!  You have no idea how 
Happy you have made us!

NARRATOR:   Well, it was the day before moving and Mary scheduled an appointment to view Adis again with her excited buyers.  It was time to say
Adieus.  Mary shook Peter's hand and wished him continued happiness.

JOANNE:   Come here please, Mary.  This hug is for making my Dream Home
become a Reality!


NARRATOR:   As  Mary looked into Joanne's eyes, there were loving tears.
As a realtor, Mary realized “how wonderful the feeling is” when success
finally results from a “good working relationship!”

“Pearl of Wisdom”
Don't give up on anyone.
Miracles happen every day!

Listen carefully.
Opportunity sometimes knocks gently.

Merle Baird-Kerr . . . rewritten December 18, 2011
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