Sunday, October 16, 2011

Praise God for Sunday School

Over the years I have developed
a “file of collectibles” to which I occasionally refer.
This was sent by my son in November, 2008.
Today is a Sunday...and consider it worthy to share with you.

Lot's Wife
The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot's wife looked back
and turned into a pillar of salt, when little Jason interrupted,
“My Mommy looked back once while she was driving,”
he announced triumphantly, “and she turned into a telephone pole!”

Did Noah Fish?
A Sunday School teacher asked, “Johnny, do you think
Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark?”
No,” replied Johnny. “How could he, with just two worms?”

Higher Power
A Sunday School teacher said to her children,
“We have been learning how powerful kings and queens
were in Bible times. But there is a Higher Power.
Can anyone tell me what it is?”
One child blurted out, “Aces!”

Being Thankful
A Rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy,
So your mother says your prayers for you each night?
That is commendable. What does she say?”
The little boy pondered and replied, 
“Thank God he's in bed!”

Say a Prayer
Little Richie and his family were having Sunday dinner
at his grandmother's house. Everyone was seated around
the table as the food was being served. When little Richie
received his plate, he started eating right away.
Richie! Please wait until we say our prayer,” said his mother.
I don't need to,” the boy replied.Of course, you do,” his mother 
insisted. “We always say a prayer before eating at our house.” 
“That's at our house,” Richie explained.
But this is Grandma's house and she knows how to cook!”

Merle Baird-Kerr . . . written Sunday, October 9, 2011

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