The following questions were used to evaluate the knowledge of sixteen year old students. Multiple Choice is frequently used for this determination. Following are various responses given for the test:
Q: Name the four
seasons.
A: Salt...Pepper...Mustard...Vinegar
Q: How is dew
formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them
perspire.
Q: In a
democratic society, how important are elections?
A: Very
important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.
Q: What happens
to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels
and you get incontinental.
Q: What happens
to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says goodbye to his
boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
Q: Name the major
disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death
Q: What is
artificial insemination?
A: When the farmer does it to a bull
instead of the cow.
Q: How can you
delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: Give the
meaning of the term, Cesarean Section.
A: The Cesarean Section
is a district in Rome.
Q: What is a
seizure?
A: A Roman Emperor. (Julius Seizure...I came, I saw, I
had a fit.)
Q: What does the
word “benign” mean?
A: Be nine is what you will be after you
are eight.
Q: What is a
turbine?
A: Something an Arab or Shriek wears on his head.
Compiled by
MBK...Dec 26, 2020
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