A
photo presentation from Tom depicts animals whom 'man' fails to
understand
and
the poor pet is left abashed and humiliated (although joyful in his
activity)
but
left disgraced in the eyes of its master.
A
Bathtub Scene
complete with the bottom of the shower curtain ripped off. The
blonde-haired Puppy, looking so disconsolate, has written a note
which he leaves on the floor:
The shower curtain was too long...so I fixed it.
Ellie
Collar
for Prevention:
A Chi-wa-wa, very embarrassed wearing a huge, awkward colourful
collar like veterinarians would place to protect an associated
injury, explains: “I sneak under the fence...so my Mom makes me
wear this!!!”
Lego
Blocks:
A Black Lab says, “I've eaten so many legos, I could poop a Star
Wars ship!
Potato
Hunt:
A big tan-toned Hound-dog confesses, “I often break into the
pantry and hide potatoes all around the house.”
Colourful
Afghan:
Bull dog, sitting on a bed afghan of red, green, blue and purple
with crayons still on the bed, states, “I love to eat crayons and
poop 'rainbows'!”
Paper
Fun:
Black Lab says to his best friend, “I have shamed my
family,”...looking at many torn paper scraps and a ripped calendar
at his feet. His Lab friend befriends him, “I probably helped!”
Christmas
Destruction:
A Siberian Husky with ice-blue eyes, is laying on the floor,
contemplating his misdemeanour, “I ate the Baby Jesus off our
Christmas Nativity scene...not looking forward to the Second Coming
(literally or figuratively).”
“The
Force”!
The Golden Lab Puppy, with great remorse, states, “Killed Yoda, I
did.
The 'force' was with me,”
as he views Yoda, the stuffed toy shredded to pieces laying deathly
at his feet.
Bathroom
Prank!
A big Black Lab with laughing smile on his face, says, “I stick my
head through the shower curtain and lick peoples' bums while they
aren't looking!”
Food
Theft:
A big, long-haired dog gleefully says, “I jumped into a stranger's
car and stole from someone's hands, a hamburger!”
A man's false teeth are in pieces on the floor.
Dog
with forlorn blue eyes says, “I
ate my Dad's teeth.” Man,
who is sad, yet placing his arm around his pet....consoling him,
says, “I took my teeth out and left them on the end table.”
Animal Instinct Observation
It was several years ago when my daughter was heading to a Sunday
equestrian event....my day to drive her and Jean Paul to and from the
stables. At home, prior to a Real Estate Open House, I placed a roast
of beef in the oven on a 'timer'...prepared the vegetables and set
the table. Late afternoon I brought the teens home...they played in
the yard with our Husky dog for awhile. Tremendously hungry, they
returned to our Family Room with Kiska while I proceeded to complete
the dinner. Delicious scents wafted through the kitchen as I began to
carve the meat. My door bell rang...a neighbour with whom we shared
election campaigning, brought me some needed information. And guess
what??? The kids and I weren't the only ones hungry and anticipating
this great dinner! Kiska had reached the uncut portion of roast
beef on the counter, and clawing it with her front paws had dragged
it to the floor and was hungrily engorging herself with this great
feast. The kids cried...I was upset...but we managed to 'forgive and
forget'. I gave the kids the few roast beef slices...and enjoyed the
remaining meal.
Trunk
Talk:
An elephant standing in water with his trunk raised high in the air,
comments to a man who is nude and shivering in shallow waters,
“That's cute! Can you pick up peanuts with it?”
Lion's
Boast:
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good, he
started roaring to surrounding prides...until a hunter came along an
shot him. The Moral?
When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut!
Finish
the Job:
Even the woodpecker owes his success to the fact that he uses his
head...and keeps pecking away until he finished the job he started.
(Coleman Cox)
Bird
asks Bumblebee:
“You work so hard to make the honey...and humans just take it
away. Doesn't it make you feel bad?” The bee replied,
“No...because they will never take from me the art of making it.”
(Seen in a salon's magazine)
Penguins,
so incredibly graceful underwater, yet on land, they are hilariously
clumsy and still adorable in their tuxedo
suits.
A
Frog Cartoon
states, “Sometimes, the thoughts in my head get bored...and go for
a stroll through my mouth. This is never a good thing!”
Compiled by Merle Baird-Kerr...October 5, 2015
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