Sunday, December 27, 2020

Student Questionnaire

 

The following questions were used to evaluate the knowledge of sixteen year old students. Multiple Choice is frequently used for this determination. Following are various responses given for the test:

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt...Pepper...Mustard...Vinegar

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: In a democratic society, how important are elections?
A: Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.

Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get incontinental.

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

Q: Name the major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death

Q: What is artificial insemination?
A: When the farmer does it to a bull instead of the cow.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.

Q: Give the meaning of the term, Cesarean Section.
A: The Cesarean Section is a district in Rome.

Q: What is a seizure?
A: A Roman Emperor. (Julius Seizure...I came, I saw, I had a fit.)

Q: What does the word “benign” mean?
A: Be nine is what you will be after you are eight.

Q: What is a turbine?
A: Something an Arab or Shriek wears on his head.

Compiled by MBK...Dec 26, 2020
Comments are most welcome.

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