From
the cartoon, “Hi and Lois”,
Hiram,
the hubby is sitting at his desk, reading the morning paper; in the
next frame, he has opened his computer...but on second thought, he
goes for a walk on a spring morning, whistling a happy tune.
Returning
home, he enjoys a cup of hot coffee in his favourite 'Dad' mug. Oh,
yes...time to putt a few balls from his living room rug, then
reclines on sofa, his head on a soft pillow, for a short nap! His
wife Lois, who has been sorting through the box for 2015 receipts,
turns to Hiram, who has now 'crashed' into his favourite chair (with
family dog asleep at his feet) and contemplating, asks, “When are
you going to start working on these taxes?” Hi replies, “As soon
as I finish procrastinating.”
Send it Around Canada
(submitted
to me by Tom, a long time 'reader')
Tax
his land,
Tax
his bed,
Tax
the table
at
which he's fed!
Tax
his work,
Tax
his pay,
He
works for peanuts
Anyway!
Tax
his cow,
Tax
his goat,
Tax
his pants,
Tax
his coat!
Tax
his tobacco,
Tax
his drink,
Tax
him if he
Tries
to think!
Tax
his car,
Tax
his gas.
Find
other ways
to
tax his ass!
Tax
all he has,
Then
let him know
That
you won't be done
Till
he has no dough!
When
he screams and hollers;
Then
tax him some more.
Tax
him till
He's
good and sore!
Then
tax his coffin,
Tax
his grave,
Tax
the sod in
Which
he's laid.
When
he's gone,
Do
not relax;
It's
time to apply
The
inheritance tax.
Accounts
Receivable Tax
Airline
Surcharge Tax
Airline
Fuel Tax
Airport
Maintenance Tax
Building
Permit Tax
Cigarette
Tax
Corporate
Income Tax
Death
Tax
Dog
Licence Tax
Driving
Permit Tax
Environmental
Tax (Fee)
Excise
Taxes
Federal
Income Tax
Federal
Unemployment (UI)
Fishing
Licence Tax
Food
Licence Tax
Gasoline
Tax (too much per litre)
Gross
Receipts Tax
Health
Tax
Hunging
Licence Tax
Hydro
Tax
Inheritance
Tax
Interest
Tax
Liquor
tax
Luxury
Taxes
Marriage
Licence Tax
Medicare
Tax
Mortgage
Tax
Personal
Income Tax
Property
Tax
Poverty
Tax
Prescription
Drug Tax
Provincial
Income & Sales Tax
Real
Estate Tax
Recreational
Vehicle Tax
Retail
Sales Tax
Service
Charge Tax
School
Tax
Telephone
Federal, Provincial & Local Surcharge
Vehicle
Licence Registration Tax
Vehicle
Sales Tax
Water
Tax
Watercraft
Registration Tax
Well
Permit Tax
Workers
Compensation Tax.
THINK
THIS IS FUNNY? Not one of these taxes existed 60 years ago...and
our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world. We had
absolutely 'No National Debt'...had a large middle class...and Mom
stayed home to raise the kids!
What
in the H___ happened? Can you spell “Politicians”?
I
hope this goes around Canada 100 times more...
You
can help to get it there!
Merle
Baird-Kerr...written April 11, 2016
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